****ing alcoholic prick!
I'm so ****ing excited. I'm normally dreading a derby, but I'm just gonna enjoy the experience, as it's my first away derby, and it could be years or even decades before I get to go to another derby!
I'm heading at about 8am. My mam is dropping me and my dad off in town. We're gonna meet up with a bunch of the lads and go to Witherspoons for our breakfast. Then we're going to catch the train to Sunderland, and get to the ground.
When we get back, hopefully feeling buzzed after a good result, we will probably go to laus buffet. ****ing amazing food. An oral orgasm. lol