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Select Football from the 2nd navigation bar > Right hand corner of the refreshed 2nd navigation bar> Below the More Sport drop down > Select the League and Competition dropdown > Select league ...

Simple as creating and ****ting a diamond whilst eating a non-carbon diet

Or select football > click on Newcastle on the league table.

It's no worse than what was before. It was one big flaw, however. No 606!
 
The main reason we conceded 4 is because

1. Played Pardew ****ty high line
2. Defending **** from set plays

2 goals in 3 minutes which gave them momentum.
 
The main reason we conceded 4 is because

1. Played Pardew ****ty high line
2. Defending **** from set plays

2 goals in 3 minutes which gave them momentum.

You forgot:

3: It was an in-form Arsenal at the top of thier game.

Good thing they stepped off the gas in the 2nd half and we didn't let them get back on it.
 
We played **** because we were feeling sorry for ourselves about Carroll and weren't ready for Arsenal (who were playing very well at the time). That result had **** all to do with tactics and everything to do with character.
 
The only time I cried when at a football game was when Tiote scored that 4th goal.
It was like I was in some Hollywood underdogs movie...

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Here we are at St Jame's Megadome, we're into the final quarter and wide receiver Joey Barton is taking the free-kick. What are your thoughts John?

Well Bob, Newcastle have to score or they will never learn the essential morals of not giving up and teamwork!

Well John, we're about to find out how this game will go. Joey Barton with the kick... off the defensive line. Surely it's all ov-wait, it's falling to TIOTE...

*slow motion scene*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eFn8Cgcx8g

*sound of ball rustling in the net*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bXsmGSnq3lE#t=93s

Its in! My god, it's in! Cheick Tiote in the final quarter of the game! Surely Newcastle United have sealed it at the St James' Megadome! There's popcorn and spilled drinks everywhere!

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Well Bob, I guess you could say, boom boom Cheick the room!

*commentators hug eachother*

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*on the bench*

Coach, we did it!

No Cheick, you did it! I'm proud of ya kid!
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*credits roll*