Shearer's ebar

[Ammy]

And we all know what happened the last time we signed a defender from the Florists

Middlesbrough player

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

Middlesbrough player

I hate my life.

 

[Smudger]

I dont listen to the transfer gossip until the local media pick up on it. Short of accidentally seeing a player in Newcastle, the "ITKs" would never beat them to a genuine story.

 

[Toon_Tiger]

I hate my life.

Well my friend... today is the day your life gets so much better!

http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=smellicopter

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

InsiderNufc Peter Holdsworthé
RHYS WILLIAMS IN TALKS WITH #NUFC

InsiderNufc Peter Holdsworthé
£3.5 million fee agreed, personal terms shouldn't be an issue but you never know #nufc


Is InsiderNufc reliable?

Just looked at his page, thought our main striker target was Erdnic.

 

[Masanari]

Tom_Mullen Tom Mullen
Find out more about Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley's diet - which has seen him lose more than 3 stone. In tomorrow's @EveningChron #nufc


Anyone know anything about this? Didn't someone say in the QPR match thread that they thought he looked slimmer.

 

[skalpel]

The celebrity obsessed woman part of my brain wants to see the slimmer Mike Ashley pictures immediately.

 

[AH]

Liposuction

 

[skalpel]

Liposuction

Tastes good man.

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[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

The celebrity obsessed woman part of my brain wants to see the slimmer Mike Ashley pictures immediately.

This. I wonder what he will look like if he lost loads of weight

 

[biggeordiedave]

I said on a thread last night that 45k people calling me a fat bastard every week would make me lose weight too...

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

I said on a thread last night that 45k people calling me a fat bastard every week would make me lose weight too...

Oh **** yeah, what will the chant be now lol. 'Get out of our club, you ****ing skinny bastard, get out of our club!' haha

Not that we really sing that anymore lol

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

This. I wonder what he will look like if he lost loads of weight

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The resemblance is uncanny!

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

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The resemblance is uncanny!

.

 

[Speedo]

Since we signed Cisse, there must have been about 20 new users who have turned up! Good to get fresh blood. I just hope they're not like the glory seekers and plastic fans that were hanging about during the SBR era...

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Since we signed Cisse, there must have been about 20 new users who have turned up! Good to get fresh blood. I just hope they're not like the glory seekers and plastic fans that were hanging about during the SBR era...

Not noticed them, remember at school the amount of people interested in football suddenly dropped after Keegan had gone and we were doing rubbish under Dalglish.

 

[Speedo]

Not noticed them, remember at school the amount of people interested in football suddenly dropped after Keegan had gone and we were doing rubbish under Dalglish.

Not suprising. Also, does anybody know if '@Hatemoficiel' on twitter is actually HBA? He's just started tweeting in the past few days...

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Not suprising. Also, does anybody know if '@Hatemoficiel' on twitter is actually HBA? He's just started tweeting in the past few days...

Haven't got a clue, cold be as all the tweets are in French.

 

[Speedo]

Haven't got a clue, cold be as all the tweets are in French.

If it's a hoax, it's quite a good one. We need our resident translator 5 Goals to let us know if his french makes sense...

 

[Cal.]

None of our players (that I've checked) are following him, so going with no.