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Someone talk about something that isn't Football, Liverpool or Obertan before I go mental please? <wah>
 
Someone talk about something that isn't Football, Liverpool or Obertan before I go mental please? <wah>

You can scramble, fry and poach eggs in the microwave. But you can&#8217;t cook an egg in its shell in the microwave. The steam builds up so rapidly that the egg can&#8217;t &#8216;exhale&#8217; it fast enough and the egg may explode. And you also can freeze an egg but once you do you cant unfreeze it because the whole bit inside is crystallized.


Oh ****...eggs...Obertan's head...
 
You can scramble, fry and poach eggs in the microwave. But you can&#8217;t cook an egg in its shell in the microwave. The steam builds up so rapidly that the egg can&#8217;t &#8216;exhale&#8217; it fast enough and the egg may explode. And you also can freeze an egg but once you do you cant unfreeze it because the whole bit inside is crystallized.

I want to microwave an egg now, just to see it explode <laugh>
 
So you took some random guy's advice as fact? Eggs are meat you know :bandit:

<laugh> Yeah well I was looking for some quick information about eggs, didn't necessarily think it was real <laugh>

One of my mates thinks beans are potato, so don't get me started.
 
Giles Clarke CBE for services for Cricket, the guy who let people go to the cricket in the pouring rain, then to tell everyone when the rain had stopped and the groundsman had cleared the pitch that the game is off because 10 days ago one of the teams fielded an ineligible player. Next thing they will be giving Dalglish a knighthood for services to kicking racism out of football.