Shearer's ebar

[overseasTOON]

Noticed at lunch that the one of the main objection of the strikers today is that they are going to have to work longer before getting pensions and I’m going to blame the government for this.

For decades they extolled the virtues of living a healthy life.

Don’t smoke.
Drink in moderation.
Be active.
Eat healthy foods.

By doing this (and with advancements in modern medicine), they have extended our lives and as we’re living longer; we have to have more savings to last the extra duration.

The solution is simple.

Remove taxes from cigarettes and alcohol, heavily tax gyms and vegetables, make public transport dirt cheap so we don’t have to walk anywhere, give petrol away and reduce the cost of cars by 75% so that everyone can drive anywhere. Make health care truly expensive so that we don’t use it.

By my estimates, with this implementation we’ll all be dead before 67 at this rate and won’t technically have to work longer.

Vote OT at your next election.

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

You got my vote OT.

Then HMTs. Fat **** insult will mean jack

 

[I want curly hair too]

I love strike action day off school spent playing football

 

[AH]

I love strike action day off school spent playing football

Day off uni to sit and not do any uni work

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Day off uni to sit and not do any uni work

Yes remember them well, now its days off work because I ain't got a job, much worse.

 

[AH]

Yes remember them well, now its days off work because I ain't got a job, much worse.

Much like days at uni to sit and not do any uni work, to be honest.

And yes, not doing anything when you've got nothing to do in the first place is always worse for some reason! Seems much more frustrating!

 

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

Much like days at uni to sit and not do any uni work, to be honest.

And yes, not doing anything when you've got nothing to do in the first place is always worse for some reason! Seems much more frustrating!

100% true. When I wasn't working all I wanted to do was get a job. Now I am working all I want to do is sit on my arse all day. Got to be up at 7 tomorrow, life is not fair

 

[P.T.N]

Evening lads, how're we doing? I believe the term is 'Proper ****ed' for how Im feeling

 

[overseasTOON]

Evening lads, how're we doing? I believe the term is 'Proper ****ed' for how Im feeling

What's up? (or 'sup if I'm getting down with the youth)

 

[P.T.N]

What's up? (or 'sup if I'm getting down with the youth)

Went to Underground Rebel Bingo last night in Sheffield. Drank way too much. Also, dabbled in mdma. I feel like a pig has **** in my head.

Was an epic night though!

 

[AH]

Went to Underground Rebel Bingo last night in Sheffield. Drank way too much. Also, dabbled in mdma. I feel like a pig has **** in my head.

Was an epic night though!

you MaDMAn!


Did you dance much? There's always dancing. And I hate dancing.

 

[overseasTOON]

Went to Underground Rebel Bingo last night in Sheffield. Drank way too much. Also, dabbled in mdma. I feel like a pig has **** in my head.

Was an epic night though!

I remember that feeling. Happy days.

Now a days I just feel bloated from eating too much cheese.

 

[P.T.N]

you MaDMAn!


Did you dance much? There's always dancing. And I hate dancing.

Did I dance!? AH, I make George Sampson look like John Sergeant when it comes to dancing! But, yeh, I used my little dubstep thrusts haha! Its like a mating dance that Zoidberg performs on Futurama

Worked though!

OT,you should get back on it. For one last time. We'll all meet up for it!

 

[AH]

Did I dance!? AH, I make George Sampson look like John Sergeant when it comes to dancing! But, yeh, I used my little dubstep thrusts haha! Its like a mating dance that Zoidberg performs on Futurama

Worked though!

OT,you should get back on it. For one last time. We'll all meet up for it!

Sounds fantastic. I hate dancing but every time I've demanded that Fools Gold is played. My mate found me alone in a basement (was meant to be a basement 'party' but no one was in there) dancing round the room to it on repeat.


Also, can never go out. Don't like being in busy places. Freaks me out.


I find the next day is always as good. Chilling, playing fifa, watching crap on tv, refusing to move from my seat for 12 hours. Eating a hell of a lot of yoghurts

 

[P.T.N]

Sounds fantastic. I hate dancing but every time I've demanded that Fools Gold is played. My mate found me alone in a basement (was meant to be a basement 'party' but no one was in there) dancing round the room to it on repeat.


Also, can never go out. Don't like being in busy places. Freaks me out.


I find the next day is always as good. Chilling, playing fifa, watching crap on tv, refusing to move from my seat for 12 hours. Eating a hell of a lot of yoghurts

Sure it wasnt Frankie Goes to Hollywood, and you arent just saying Stone Roses out of self respect?

Depends with me like, sometimes I ****ing love going raving. But ive gotta be in the right mood for it. If i go to a rave which is a sausage fest, then id just leave lol.

Although, I do quite like sitting with mates, in a garden, with some weed. Just kicking back and listening to some decent music, like My Bloody Valentine. That for me, is a major win.

 

[AH]

Sure it wasnt Frankie Goes to Hollywood, and you arent just saying Stone Roses out of self respect?

Depends with me like, sometimes I ****ing love going raving. But ive gotta be in the right mood for it. If i go to a rave which is a sausage fest, then id just leave lol.

Although, I do quite like sitting with mates, in a garden, with some weed. Just kicking back and listening to some decent music, like My Bloody Valentine. That for me, is a major win.

haha. nahh. been getting in the manchestaaaaaa zone ain't I

Don't really enjoy clubs. If I'm on something, maybe. but I can't just go in and just drink in places. Full of dicks more often than not. Drinking round pubs is my idea of a night out drinking.

then house parties if any mdma is going. but i normally either dance on my own or sit and talk about everything for hours on end. and weed all day the next day. and yoghurts and fruit juice, naturally.

Just 'chilling' is the ultimate evening.

 

[biggeordiedave]

Sure it wasnt Frankie Goes to Hollywood, and you arent just saying Stone Roses out of self respect?

Depends with me like, sometimes I ****ing love going raving. But ive gotta be in the right mood for it. If i go to a rave which is a sausage fest, then id just leave lol.

Although, I do quite like sitting with mates, in a garden, with some weeds. Just kicking back and listening to some decent music, like My Bloody Valentine. That for me, is a major win.

Fixed.

 

[biggeordiedave]

Without the help of Google (be honest) which letter is never used in the names of teams in the English football league (Prem to League two)?

 

[AH]

Without the help of Google (be honest) which letter is never used in the names of teams in the English football league (Prem to League two)?

ahh my dad asked me this question ages ago and it took me ages to get it hang on, give me a minute while I think

 

[biggeordiedave]

And for those that get it, name the longest and shortest one word team names in the English Football League.