**** it, you could buy a C or N or something and make a groovy table.
Acid-Hippo; Mod, homosexual, interior designer.
Pfft... can't imagine them sticking it in a Royal Mail van though! Imagine the looks your postie would give you when you're signing for a giant 'S' shaped parcel
How do they expect you to collect the bastard and take it home?!
That should be my business card!

It's a lose-lose situation really.