Shearer's ebar

[The Secret Ingredient]

cheers
was trying to make one with my sig but ended up doing a wallpaper instead

 

[Voluptuous Vuckic]

Never mind .

 

[TJR_NUFC]

Does anyone know what time the back page buses leave Newcastle to go to the Forest game? It's not up on there website.

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

Towards the end of last season, in a football match one of my team mates got headbutted (broke his nose) for no reason from a absolute dickhead, and me and my mate ran over to him and tried to hit him (We only landed 1 each) The three of us got sent off, £50 fine and though nothing of it. Today the guy that got headbutted rang me and said he'd just received £3k compensation because of the severity of the broken nose, and is giving me £500 for backing him up!!!!!

What to spend it on?!?!?!

 

[AH]

Towards the end of last season, in a football match one of my team mates got headbutted (broke his nose) for no reason from a absolute dickhead, and me and my mate ran over to him and tried to hit him (We only landed 1 each) The three of us got sent off, £50 fine and though nothing of it. Today the guy that got headbutted rang me and said he'd just received £3k compensation because of the severity of the broken nose, and is giving me £500 for backing him up!!!!!

What to spend it on?!?!?!

Me

 

[TJR_NUFC]

Towards the end of last season, in a football match one of my team mates got headbutted (broke his nose) for no reason from a absolute dickhead, and me and my mate ran over to him and tried to hit him (We only landed 1 each) The three of us got sent off, £50 fine and though nothing of it. Today the guy that got headbutted rang me and said he'd just received £3k compensation because of the severity of the broken nose, and is giving me £500 for backing him up!!!!!

What to spend it on?!?!?!

haha thats mint, I can't believe you and your mate got fined though, you's had every right to hit the bastard Mind £3k is defiantly worth a broken nose!

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

haha thats mint, I can't believe you and your mate got fined though, you's had every right to hit the bastard Mind £3k is defiantly worth a broken nose!

I know, we took the case to the league and everything but we had to pay up.

Yeah I said I would gladly break my nose for that much

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

Anyone on here shop online with Very? If so have you ever bought anything on buy now pay nothing for 12 months?

 

[Voluptuous Vuckic]

I've broke my nose 5 times and not once have I received compo. Jammy bugger .

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

Sameobis Twitter

Why do people keep asking me whether I whiten my teeth? It's the mixture of scrubbing hard & contrast of me being black ppl

Haha

Tempted to make a JC on Hammond teeth jibe

 

[Smudger]

Did everyone see this yesterday? What a **** he is...

https://twitter.com/#!/NilePowerRanger/status/111103593913917440

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[Amnesiac]

Is that paint?

 

[Smudger]

Is that paint?

Dunno, I asked him but he didnt reply.

 

[Toon_Tiger]

towards the end of last season, in a football match one of my team mates got headbutted (broke his nose) for no reason from a absolute dickhead, and me and my mate ran over to him and tried to hit him (we only landed 1 each) the three of us got sent off, £50 fine and though nothing of it. Today the guy that got headbutted rang me and said he'd just received £3k compensation because of the severity of the broken nose, and is giving me £500 for backing him up!!!!!

What to spend it on?!?!?!

prostitutes!

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

looks like flour or sand

 

[Toon_Tiger]

Is that paint?

Probably Cocaine.. he is gangsta after all

 

[AH]

Probably Cocaine.. he is gangsta after all

Is what I was thinking That's a hell of a lot to be cocaine though

 

[Amnesiac]

Is what I was thinking That's a hell of a lot to be cocaine though

He's a footballer, he probably bought that with some loose change!

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

I love the fact he couldn't fit his whole name on, ******.

 

[Amnesiac]

If you put Cabaye Curious into Google, the first result is the 'Is Newcastle the most handsome team in the league?' thread