Just read this in the Chronicle.
"Grandmother stunned after being told to **** off following poor restaurant review"
I can't help feeling this is a disgrace. By all means tell the bitch to **** off. Give her a kick in the fanny too if the review was bad enough. But for ****'s sake, don't stun her. She's not ****ing cattle! The world has gone mad!!

Indeed. I was stunned!
Actually very funny for No Chance.
Is he following you or are you following him? Either way its fairly creepy.World's most famous porn star liked my tweet.
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Tweet, so that's what they call it these days...World's most famous porn star liked my tweet.
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That's how it started with Adam Johnson - just tell her to ignore his text messages.Did Chip Shop enjoy the cricket, Mark Wood man of the match cos he signed an autograph to my niece Natasha, as 'To Natasha'
Did Chip Shop enjoy the cricket, Mark Wood man of the match cos he signed an autograph to my niece Natasha, as 'To Natasha'
Was canny mate. I was clattered when I saw you mind.