Had the dogs out this morning in the rain and came across a couple with hoods up picking rosehips of a bush, snapped a branch of a nearby tree and gave the pair of them a damned good thrashing.
" We'll not tolerate that chavy behaviour round here " I bellowed as they begged me to stop beating them. The village bobby may have orders to adopt a ' softly, softly approach but I'll not stand by and let these 60 year old scroats think they're above the law.
I think tonights pool match against ' The Kings Arms ' will go ahead as planned.