You're not! There is literally somebody for everyone. Unless you're a total hermit, then you'll meet someone eventually.
I was just joking like I've met some of the lads on here in real life, they'll tell you I'm not shy lol.
Don't worry I'm not going to harp on about it, but his defeatist attitude is no good for him! Is 'Geordie Shore' not on for you to watch or something?
I watched about 10 minutes of it once, just total slutty bitches from Wallsend and a bunch of spacker blokes. I wouldn't be caught dead within 700ft of any of them
Anyways I gotta go now, I've got to be up early and I've got a very busy day, and I need a **** before I go to bed so see you later.