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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Obi Wan

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    Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert.

    Mate you should have been with me in London today. What a treat.

    I saw THE most gorgeous redhead. She was quite tall, slim but with dreamlike curves, long wavy red hair and walked with a bit of a bounce (if you know what I mean ).

    The best bit is there was a slight breeze today even in the city. Just enough to make it very, very clear that she wasn't wearing anything under her white blouse.

    I literally ruined my trousers instantaneously.

    I have never seen so many heads turn. Men were like MASK when his eyes pop out and jaw huts the floor, people were bumping into each other trying to check her out and even the women were looking at her lustfully (which just made it all even sexier ).

    I wish I could upload memories on here for you. You would literally go nuts.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I saw a stunner at B and Q at the weekend and she was looking at drills too (cordless).
    She was perfection personified and had chino shorts on too so had a bit of 'DIY Lara Croft' about her.
    Christ she was sweet.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The best area in London I've found for redheads is around the strand area down to Trafalgar square.
    It seems particularly dense.
     
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    Any connection?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    A canny pair of chino's he's wearing there.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    He has a tiny erection though. Almost as small as yours Albert.











    I bet you look at his crotch now.
     
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    Hailstones in July.
    The weather really is f***** <laugh>
     
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    WTF? Scorching hot down here today.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Indeed it was.
    Your lass had to open the window for me at one point. :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Liar. No way you'd squeeze though our window, they're only 6ft wide.
     
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    I managed to get through though.
    It was the shock of the lightening.
     
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    Bet he's done that plenty of times before.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Obi after the first signing rocks up...

     
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