Shearer's ebar

Call me lucky, call me a gifted visionary, call me what you want. After the rather astute prediction of 8-1 in favour of the German teams I'm having the day off to count my money.

 

Can the mods please resticky the thread directory?

The whole point was to have a portal to different threads so we wouldn't have to have many stickies.

 

Or an OT, non-football sub-forum??

 

Do some people discuss football on here then?

 

It has been known. Sometimes we discuss hoofball too!

 

Oooooh .... I know about that

 

Evening all. So is Cisse definitely, definitely 100% fit to play on Saturday? Seen differing articles.

 

Would it be OK if I call you Tallulah from now on? I've always seen you as a Tallulah?

 

From what I have seen Pardew is saying he's 100% playing. He isn't saying he's 100% fit.

 

Let's hope he has the same effect as last season.

 

Indeed! 2-0 to the Toon would make me very happy!

 

Might even get to enjoy the rest of the season a bit - definitely be a bit less tension on the old sphincter!

 

. have to set up the TV the bathroom.

 

Where the hell do you think I watched the West Brom game?? Broke the seat when we scored too!

 

You broke my toilet seat?

 

It was yours? Well anyway, can I have a padded one for the next game? I don't wanna run the risk of piles. A tube of germaloid cream is a dangerous thing in a bathroom when your eyes don't start to focus until well after you've cleaned your teeth! #nothappymemories

 

And that wasn't a can of beer you were drinking during the match either.

 

cold tea?

 

One lump or two?

 

I don't even wanna know where that train of thought is going.....