Shagging an animal - if you had to ...

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Woah, this may now be the record thread bump.

Regarding the OP I'd need clarification on "have to" and more of a definition of "animal" before I was prepared to comment further.
 
GroveRanger said:
Woah, this may now be the record thread bump.

Regarding the OP I'd need clarification on "have to" and more of a definition of "animal" before I was prepared to comment further.
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Gun to head

Any living beast ... not human
 
pud said:
Gun to head

Any living beast ... not human
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If I had to shag an animal at gunpoint I'd insist that it was an albino panda, if they could find one of them I'd shag the fecker just for the sake of it. Not sure if I could perform if people were watching though, I have trouble taking a piss if someone is standing next to me.

And if you thought the whole animal shagging bit was just for laughs it turns out to be an actual thing -

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/30/dog-pimps-rented-out-animals-for-sex-with-people-6292812/
Dog pimps ‘rented out animals for sex with people’

Two men ‘rented out’ dogs to animal abusers, who would rape them then return them, an animal charity has claimed.
Two dogs – a brown terrier and a pit bull – had vaginal injuries and seemed to have been drugged, according to staff at animal charity Second Chance Kitty.
‘Their vaginal areas are swollen and there’s been severe trauma,’ said Regina Sanchez, a Second Chance Kitty volunteer.
Lizet Avila of Second Chance Kitty claims that the dogs were found in a garden in the south of Stockton – and filed a police report saying they had been ‘rented out’ to abusers

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Surely the real aim of this is the challenge. A giraffe would be a logistical nightmare, do you get a stepladder and try and shag it that way or do you chop all four legs off and get at it then?
 
VenomPD said:
Surely the real aim of this is the challenge. A giraffe would be a logistical nightmare, do you get a stepladder and try and shag it that way or do you chop all four legs off and get at it then?
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Just shoot the ****er then you can get two perversions for the price of one.
 
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