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Shagging an animal - if you had to ...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Mar 18, 2010.

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  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Thats why your a **** <ok>
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Bump ...

    This needs discussed
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    *that's
    *you're
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Woah, this may now be the record thread bump.

    Regarding the OP I'd need clarification on "have to" and more of a definition of "animal" before I was prepared to comment further.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Sea cucumber.

    Mrs Dev.
     
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  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Gun to head

    Any living beast ... not human
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Nae ****'s ever pumped you, have they?
     
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  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Deflectors at full pelt captain.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  12. B-C

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    Broxi bear.

    Broxi bear (deceased).
     
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If I had to shag an animal at gunpoint I'd insist that it was an albino panda, if they could find one of them I'd shag the fecker just for the sake of it. Not sure if I could perform if people were watching though, I have trouble taking a piss if someone is standing next to me.

    And if you thought the whole animal shagging bit was just for laughs it turns out to be an actual thing -

    http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/30/dog-pimps-rented-out-animals-for-sex-with-people-6292812/
    Dog pimps ‘rented out animals for sex with people’

    Two men ‘rented out’ dogs to animal abusers, who would rape them then return them, an animal charity has claimed.
    Two dogs – a brown terrier and a pit bull – had vaginal injuries and seemed to have been drugged, according to staff at animal charity Second Chance Kitty.
    ‘Their vaginal areas are swollen and there’s been severe trauma,’ said Regina Sanchez, a Second Chance Kitty volunteer.
    Lizet Avila of Second Chance Kitty claims that the dogs were found in a garden in the south of Stockton – and filed a police report saying they had been ‘rented out’ to abusers

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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <joker>
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Toon Army!
     
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  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    1. Hamster wrapped in cellotape

    2. Hamster not wrapped in cellotape
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    A ham shank?
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Surely the real aim of this is the challenge. A giraffe would be a logistical nightmare, do you get a stepladder and try and shag it that way or do you chop all four legs off and get at it then?
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Just shoot the ****er then you can get two perversions for the price of one.
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    No a hamster silly!
     
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