Self-indulgent twat

[Jip Jaap Stam]

This lunch(dinner) time, I had 3 pints of cider. On the way back to the bus when I finished at 5, I had another pint of the same. Then I texted my wife and told her the bus hadn't turned up (which it had), and had a pint of 1664 and 2 double vodkas.

Do I have a problem? Please bear in mind that all drinks were purchased on some kind of 'earlybird' offer, so it's not like I'm pissing loads of money away. But obviously secret drinking is a bit weird. And I do feel sick now

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

Didn't you get back together on the condition you didn't drink

 

[Tina.]

You're gonna be out on your ass again, Jip

 

[gas]

Seriously Jip I have the answer to your problems. Take your misses out and get her totally ****ing wasted (wines the best option) so she makes an utter **** of herself, gets into a few rows, pukes up and generally make herself look a right ****.

She will never have grounds to moan about you drinking again

 

[LEROY FER 10]

As long as you don`t get fired or kicked out then it`s fine....... If i lived in the North i would probably want to be pissed all the time to take the edge off the despair & poverty .

 

[gas]

As long as you don`t get fired or kicked out then it`s fine....... If i lived in the North i would probably want to be pissed all the time to take the edge off the despair & poverty .

.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

As long as you don`t get fired or kicked out then it`s fine....... If i lived in the North i would probably want to be pissed all the time to take the edge off the despair & poverty .

You kontcha!!

 

[Cruyff's Turn]

I quite like T'North

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

And I've got away with it... she believed the late story and was conned by the chewing gum. I feel like Patrick Bateman at the end of American Psycho.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

And I've got away with it... she believed the late story and was conned by the chewing gum. I feel like Patrick Bateman at the end of American Psycho.

Aye.

So you think.

 

[BrAdY]

And I've got away with it... she believed the late story and was conned by the chewing gum. I feel like Patrick Bateman at the end of American Psycho.

You have a problem

 

[RAVENBLACK]

And I've got away with it... she believed the late story and was conned by the chewing gum. I feel like Patrick Bateman at the end of American Psycho.

you're only kidding yourself fatso.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

As long as you don`t get fired or kicked out then it`s fine....... If i lived in the North i would probably want to be pissed all the time to take the edge off the despair & poverty .

Whereas in London I'd have to stay sober and keep my wits about me. Or risk being stabbed and gang-raped by Somalians.

 

[gas]

Whereas in London I'd have to stay sober and keep my wits about me. Or risk being stabbed and gang-raped by Somalians.

You should be fine they don't usually **** white overweight gingers

 

[Deleted 1]

Whereas in London I'd have to stay sober and keep my wits about me. Or risk being stabbed and gang-raped by Somalians.

Here we go again I get the impression, by your own admission to be fair, that you can be a bit of a pratt when you have a few bevies. You really have to stop that because secret or not it's going to come and bite you on the bum at some time. This way is worse in my opinion as you're loading in as many as you can before you go home.
Regardless I genuinely hope it works itself out for you

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

You should be fine they don't usually **** white overweight gingers

They made an exception for me *cough* I mean my friend

 

[Hugh Briss]

This lunch(dinner) time, I had 3 pints of cider. On the way back to the bus when I finished at 5, I had another pint of the same. Then I texted my wife and told her the bus hadn't turned up (which it had), and had a pint of 1664 and 2 double vodkas.

Do I have a problem? Please bear in mind that all drinks were purchased on some kind of 'earlybird' offer, so it's not like I'm pissing loads of money away. But obviously secret drinking is a bit weird. And I do feel sick now

Why the **** do we have an alcoholic as moderator?

Am proper beelin' at this!

<divorced&drunk>

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Here we go again I get the impression, by your own admission to be fair, that you can be a bit of a pratt when you have a few bevies. You really have to stop that because secret or not it's going to come and bite you on the bum at some time. This way is worse in my opinion as you're loading in as many as you can before you go home.
Regardless I genuinely hope it works itself out for you

Do you wanna fight?

Seriously, yes, you're right. I'm only a dick when I'm absolutely bladdered. Otherwise I'm an entertaining and affable drunk. But I'll get found out sooner or later.

 

[Deleted 1]

Do you wanna fight?

Seriously, yes, you're right. I'm only a dick when I'm absolutely bladdered. Otherwise I'm an entertaining and affable drunk. But I'll get found out sooner or later.

You'll find a way my friend - getting a job where you're working away 12 days at a time helps!

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

You'll find a way my friend - getting a job where you're working away 12 days at a time helps!

Per week?