Self-indulgent twat

Aye.

 

we're no talking about yer maw

 

My maw is dead you ****.

 

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Just joking. She is fine and dandy at 76.

 

You don't say.

 

I just did say actually, well I typed, although if I had spoken the words when I was typing I would have "said" although you would not have heard. But as I did not say the words out aloud that is irrelevant.