Scotch Independence - the countdown

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***** ^^^^ @eric the ***** cartman

 

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***** ^^^^

^^^ pud's arrows are pointing at Pudsey Bear, who represents him on the GC background

 

[Ciaran]

So what's gonna be the new Scots National Anthem?

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Gambol]

Bought Salmond's moonbeams.

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[Gambol]

So what's gonna be the new Scots National Anthem?

Canny be "Flower of Scotland"... 'be a proud nation again'

Canny be "Scotland the Brave"...

What does Westminster say it should be?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

That song by that cockney kid, 'Dry Your Eyes, Mate.'

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[A.L.D.O 4.1]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29294087

We will soon find out as something stinks here.

Toby's halitosis ?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

status quo - need your love

Or a couple of zimmer frames. Whatevers handiest.

 

[Ciaran]

Canny be "Flower of Scotland"... 'be a proud nation again'

Canny be "Scotland the Brave"...

What does Westminster say it should be?

It's brutal Gambol.

 

[Ciaran]

Frankie Boyle said it has confirmed to him what he's always known, there's 2 million ****s in Scotland

 

[Gambol]

That song by that cockney kid, 'Dry Your Eyes, Mate.'

Don't talk to me about that song

That came out when my marriage broke up and I was heartbroken. I had to pull the car over and stop one day when it came on the radio and I sat in ma car greetin like a yes voter.

 

[Ciaran]

Don't talk to me about that song

That came out when my marriage broke up and I was heartbroken. I had to pull the car over and stop one day when it came on the radio and I sat in ma car greetin like a yes voter.

Please tell me it was the loss of money. Not the emotional heartbreak.

Respect will diminish.

 

[Gambol]

Please tell me it was the loss of money. Not the emotional heartbreak.

Respect will diminish.

Sorry, emotional destruction. Heartbroken. For months afterwards I couldny watch a an Andrex puppy advert without bursting into tears.

My nadir came when I found myself in the nude, eating a whole chocolate gateaux, while watching "Betty Blue". My recovery started after that.

 

[Gambol]

^^^^^ if that disny make tina want to shag me nuffin will

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Frankie Boyle said it has confirmed to him what he's always known, there's 2 million ****s in Scotland

and 1.6 million greetin faced ****s

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

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hoozat bruv?

 

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Canny be "Flower of Scotland"... 'be a proud nation again'

Canny be "Scotland the Brave"...

What does Westminster say it should be?

 

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and 1.6 million greetin faced ****s

I've never read so much whinging on social media and internet sites from wee tantrum throwing jessies!

Gie it a ****in rest! There was a Vote... some people got what they voted for, some didn't... JUST LIKE EVERY FUKIN VOTE IN THE UK POLITICAL SYSTEM!

You'd think it was something unusual!

And with Salmond's recent rants, I'm so ****in glad it was No... Imagine that **** running Scotland for 10 years or more!