Scotch Independence - the countdown

[Archers Road]

Aye sorry, I got a bit over excited being on the box.

I think you came across very well.

When are you planning to give your life for your country? I'd hate to miss it.

 

[Gambol]

Whits on the video? I canny see it here

 

[VenomPD]

Yet another shameless & pish poor attempt by the Beeb to claim "We're all British together don't you know" (To be repeated in a bland BBC English accent)


http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28225325

 

[Deleted 1]

Yet another shameless & pish poor attempt by the Beeb to claim "We're all British together don't you know" (To be repeated in a bland BBC English accent)


http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28225325

"The local chippy will batter anything - mars bars, Snickers, chewits" . It's an abysmal article which essentially says that once Corby relied on Scottish labour to run the steelworks and now it specialises in promoting alcoholism and heart attacks from cholestrol overload. Not a very flattering, or indeed accurate, way to portray a country and if they tried to do the same with Jamaica or Poland etc. it would never have been published.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I've nothing sensible to add to the debate, so thought I'd offend as many people as possible with this clip.

[video=youtube;ZF4YwsFBhdE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZF4YwsFBhdE[/video]

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I've nothing sensible to add to the debate, so thought I'd offend as many people as possible with this clip.

[video=youtube;ZF4YwsFBhdE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZF4YwsFBhdE[/video]

Les Dennis's syrup is a topper

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Yet another shameless & pish poor attempt by the Beeb to claim "We're all British together don't you know" (To be repeated in a bland BBC English accent)


http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28225325

Corby is full of scotch, even scotch from other towns in the South call them "Corby Jocks".

 

[DevAdvocate]

Corby is full of scotch, even scotch from other towns in the South call them "Corby Jocks".

My hip flask is full of Scotch too.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I have a role of tape with that name on it.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Limmy reacts to Drew's outburst:


[video]https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/29D5E4C0891099137359880302592_1405028957806daab527 c89.mp4.mp4?versionId=mmZWyAhCzpQ7VcPBQ4TSPLVrRPG8 F9_Z[/video]

 

[Deleted 1]

7 mins and 29:18 - I think this is our very own Drew - Man of the Earth

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b049bj5f/question-time-10072014

Only just seen this Ricky Ross' face was a picture

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Dev and ST on one line

 

[DevAdvocate]

Dev and ST on one line

Oh you were baiting us? We just assumed you were ignorant, the evidence was there after all.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Oh you were baiting us? We just assumed you were ignorant, the evidence was there after all.

You failed in your duties as scotchmon not to respond to the use of the word "scotch" to describe scotchpeoples: 1-0 to me.

 

[DevAdvocate]

You failed in your duties as scotchmon not to respond to the use of the word "scotch" to describe scotchpeoples: 1-0 to me.

I simply said I had some Scotch, if you think that was a bite then you must be dimmer than I thought (which is no mean feat).

Have you ever seen this video?

[video=youtube;tHA1ufmLZQY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHA1ufmLZQY[/video]

 

[stopmeandslapme]

2-0

 

[DevAdvocate]

2-0

That's the first thing you've got right.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

That's the first thing you've got right.

3-0

That Stewart Lee's quite funny for a lefty guilt-ridden English scotch-wannabe.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Lanarkashire

Where Puad and Gambaol live.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsUscw8IUAAh2d6.jpg:large

 

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<lauagh>





To correct you , I come from north Lanarkshire originally but live in knightswood.