Cos they're a bunch of fannies.
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Cos they're a bunch of fannies.

Jobby is a ****in nonce.
Never had his penis in a vagina.
Av never had ma cock sooked while am cummin. #bucketlist #tina
Never filled the mouth up?
Nope. It was never ma thing. It was only fairly recently I realised that cummin in her gub is only the by product of the actual aim, which is to feel yer knob gettin sooked while ye cum.
Since then the two burds I have asked for such a favour said no. #bucketlist #tina #hopeful
It might be an idea to get to know them a bit first . Asking the lassie on the *** counter in Asda if you can shoot your load in her gub is very unlikely to result in an affirmative .![]()
I dunno. That's courting talk in some parts of Lanarkshire.
I don't see how this discussion is helping my predicament. #bucketlist
Have you considered offering cash incentives ?
Yes. They refused to pay me.
look at that sorry bastard with the yes badge on