Scotch Independence - the countdown

[Gambol]

Is that incase the cladding on my high rise ignites?

*thighs

 

[Gambol]

****in pointless tokens ...

*promissory notes

 

[Null]

Sterling is the key, m'lud.

No it's not ...

 

[Gambol]

http://www.scotbanks.org.uk/banknotes/legal-position.html

It is also interesting to note that, if the strict rules governing legal tender were to be observed in a transaction, then the exact amount due would need to be tendered since no change can be demanded.

We really shouldny be givin the Nigels this info

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Scottish banknotes are unusual, firstly because they are issued by retail banks, not central banks, and secondly, as they are technically not legal tender anywhere in the United Kingdom – not even in Scotland.[1][2] As such, they are classified as a promissory note and legislation requires that for every Scottish bankote in circulation, an equivalent copy of a Bank of England banknote of the same monetary value is held in the vaults of Scottish banks.[3][4]

Never knew that. Would it not be easier and cheaper for your banks to just use proper money?

 

[Null]

Never knew that. Would it not be easier and cheaper for your banks to just use proper money?

Aye ...

We should have a bank of The united Kingdom who issues the only notes for use ...

 

[monacoger]

Never knew that. Would it not be easier and cheaper for your banks to just use proper money?

That would mean the silly jock ****s couldn't shout "freedom" and other embarrassing things. Doubt they would give that up for the good of Scotland. ****ers.

 

[Gambol]

Never knew that. Would it not be easier and cheaper for your banks to just use proper money?

Well, the cowards in this country ****ed up Indy and were happy to keep it this way.

Now you know if ye tap a Scotsman fur a fiver yer no getting a fiver yer getting a promissory note equal in value to a fiver where accepted.

 

[Null]

Well, the cowards in this country ****ed up Indy and were happy to keep it this way.

Now you know if ye tap a Scotsman fur a fiver yer no getting a fiver yer getting a promissory note equal in value to a fiver where accepted.

Independence but tied to Bank of England

 

[Archers Road]

Well, the cowards in this country ****ed up Indy and were happy to keep it this way.

Now you know if ye tap a Scotsman fur a fiver yer no getting a fiver yer getting a promissory note equal in value to a fiver where accepted.

Tap a Scotsman up for a fiver and you'd be lucky to get a quid

 

[Gambol]

Independence but tied to Bank of England

SNP shat it there

 

[Gambol]

Tap a Scotsman up for a fiver and you'd be lucky to get a quid

I don't appreciate that stereotype.

Every tried getting a Nigel to buy their round? I guess you probably have. But what I noticed is they prefer to buy their own drinks after accepting drinks aff ye

 

[Archers Road]

I don't appreciate that stereotype.

Every tried getting a Nigel to buy their round? I guess you probably have. But what I noticed is they prefer to buy their own drinks after accepting drinks aff ye

Don't you need a week's wages to buy a round in a pub nowadays? Unless your in Wetherspoons in which case it's guest lagers all round.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I don't appreciate that stereotype.

Every tried getting a Nigel to buy their round? I guess you probably have. But what I noticed is they prefer to buy their own drinks after accepting drinks aff ye

The round system can be a bit unfair, some end up buying an extra round.
The everyone-put-into-the-pot system works better till some pissed twat (me) blows what's left on crisps...

 

[Gambol]

The round system can be a bit unfair, some end up buying an extra round.
The everyone-put-into-the-pot system works better till some pissed twat (me) blows what's left on crisps...

Nobody asks for crisps on my round. They don't like the resultant head-butt. If ye want crisps **** off to a sweetie shop ya ***** ****.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

You probably think a hindu is a group of birds on a pub crawl.

I thought it lays eggs.

 

[monacoger]

I thought it lays eggs.

No wonder you never win at golf. Simpleton.

 

[Toley Fart]

I don't appreciate that stereotype.

Every tried getting a Nigel to buy their round? I guess you probably have. But what I noticed is they prefer to buy their own drinks after accepting drinks aff ye

English are tighter than us. I think the tuechtors have ****ed us on that one.

 

[brb]

Nobody asks for crisps on my round. They don't like the resultant head-butt. If ye want crisps **** off to a sweetie shop ya ***** ****.

Is it ok to buy peanuts?

 

[EDGE.]

Aye ...

We should have a bank of The united Kingdom who issues the only notes for use ...

Tuk money? Used to have that in school.