I like Toby's weekend itineraries tbh. All that pizza and lying in bed smoking dope is trez exciting. Much more interesting than...
Well i like it so there.
Well i like it so there.
Scotch Independence - the countdown
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Why didn't Trev post something about this a few hours ago, Mindy?
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Loyalistists sending Nicolson biscuits
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/ne...und-snp-mps-office-turns-out-to-be-a-biscuit/
Choclate Orange by all accounts @genuine_african_bear
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Jo's massive tits or John Nicolson's mincy walk and screeching when someone opens the digestives?
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Excellent piece in the national today folks
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That's what most Scottish people sound like to us non-***** folk
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An Arab Sheikh was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world. Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a new BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.
A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a corrective surgery procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who this time was more than happy to donate his blood.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab had not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. So he phoned the Arab and said him: "I thought you would be more generous than that - last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates!"
To which the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but remember I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a new BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.
A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a corrective surgery procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who this time was more than happy to donate his blood.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab had not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. So he phoned the Arab and said him: "I thought you would be more generous than that - last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates!"
To which the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but remember I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".