Scotch Independence - the countdown

It was a joke you humourless ****pig, I even put a wee whistling smiley in to let *****fied ****nuggets like you know it was a joke.

Obviously too subtle for you though.

Anyway Hungary have every right to be anti semitic what with Rothschild an all

 

I was Hungary a half hour ago but two rolls and square sausage sorted that out.

 

I hear ye bro. I too had a couple of rolls and sausage and a lovely cup of tea about half an hour ago.

Make the most of it now because there will be no square sliced without a central bank.

 

Unhealthy bastards. No wonder our life expectancy is lower than Baghdad.

 

The value of the lorne is bound to plummet in the event of a Yes vote, I expect a Lord or Sir or someone from the Royal meat federation will be prompted to tell us soon of the massive risk. I think I can live with it.

I grilled my squares and used Flora light on the rolls. That should give me another year.

 

Who wants to live a long life in a country with no cental bank. It's folly I tells ya.

 

And possibly no Asda or Morrisons and heaven forfend, no Marks and Spencer.

 

Scottish toffs begin to sweat as referendum counts down

Aristocrats fear taxes on mansions and compulsory purchase of estates

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http://www.irishtimes.com/news/worl...-to-sweat-as-referendum-counts-down-1.1926197

This time next week it will be over and being so close it'll probably come down to ER's vote

 

This isn't what my Granddaddy hid all through the second world war for.

 

A sobering thought.

 

Not for Gambol though i'll bet.

 

Will I be able to spend this in Nigelshire?

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Of course they would, it's not as if they would reject a payment that's not legal tender. Wait a minute...

 

Or wan that would drive you to drink .

 

You'll be lucky to get past the border guards tbh.

 

I'm just that used to seeing the reoccurring car crash which is your contribution to this site, that the lines between the joke (you) and your jokes (which are ****) are totally blurred.

I'm now left wondering if every one of your 572 posts on this thread are now "a joke" such is the utter pish that has flowed from your keyboard, indeed, perhaps your entire 5,000 post on this site were supposed to be a joke?

God, please say yes for everyone's sake...

 

This from the forums self professed economics expert who thinks the banking sector crash had no affect on the country's national debt.

Right ye are ya crackpot.

Not all my posts have been jokes and not all my jokes have been accompanied by smilies. I'll be sure to highlight the humour for you in the future.

 

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Is that real?

 

It's not my fault that you're a simpleton and trying to gauge whether or not that you're joking is beyond my powers of deduction.

I have never at any point "professed" to be an "economics expert" though admittedly, my knowledge of various economic models will be vastly superior to yours considering you're in possession of an IQ score bordering on 73.

So, in the future, please use the BOLD function to highlight your jokes so I know whether or not you're making a **** of yourself again.

Best regards,

Barrie
Not606 Economics Expert