Scotch Independence - the countdown

If life expectancy goes up we'll have to pay for additional pensions. It's more in our interests to have people die before they reach retirement.

 

the main sticking point in my opinion m8

 

Good point, vote "No".

 

Erm I think you'll find the UK government admitted they had spent 60k on opinion polls from Ipsos MORI. They've since admitted spending tens of thousands more on secret polls. I'm not going to go back and look but I don't recall claiming that Yes had taken the lead in any of these polls.

So secret only Alex, you, me and the rest of not606 know about it. Keep it hush, hush Anthony Wedgewood Benn.

 

What about the Bank of England governing the interest rates?

 

You did.

Sorry

 

Oooh, what about this ? Ooh , what about that .... what will nigel-land allow ? Can someone pleeease, pleeease tell me what Scotland will be like in 10 years time if I vote yes? Pretty please mister. ****ing ****ebags. The Future Is Unwritten. Have the balls to write your own .

 

No , you are destined to come into a grest deal of money

 

That's what Joe said .

 

They've produced a 600 page "White" paper (with racist undertones) and something like 2 pages are on the most important thing in any countries success or failure, the economy.

The SNP want Scots to vote Yes on a flight of fancy, a punt that everything will work out in the end. They hope to play on peoples sense of Nationalism, the measles of mankind as some would say, the constant playing of the "Westminster" card is another type of class-war aimed at bitter, chip on shoulder left wingers who blame the state for all their ills instead of taking responsibility for their own short-comings.

As part of the UK, Scots have voices in the G7, G20, the UN security council and a sizeable representation at the House of Commons, various governments and cabinets over the years, we're supposed to shun these benefits because of social justice, where the poor and stupid get more taxpayers money than they already get, because things are so bad up here (they are by no means perfect) but in the Scotia Utopia, oil will last forever, the shortbread mines will reopen and haggis will repopulate the hills and glens and Scotland will be a beacon of hope to all states the world over.

 

So, a quick straw poll of the people who actually are vocally for a yes vote.

ST - Fair enough, lives here and makes Salmond's bridies.
Mick - Irish, lives in IoM and sees Scotch independence as a vehicle too inflict beel on "the Huns"
Ceern - As above but lives in Belfast bedsit.
Rougébleeder - exiled Tim/Jock, lives in Aus, calls people concerned with their shared history and future as cowards.
VPD - Tim.

So, to summarise, all the Yes'rs are Tims and 60% don't live in Scotland and 20% of them are directly employed by Salmond.

Quail Surprise!

 

Can we have a summary of the no voters please.

 

Aren't Aldo, Gus, Moses and Kim in the yes camp?

 

ST's summary will be interesting

 

Aldo - Autistic, Alcoholic, Spastic.
Gus - Frings? He's a Jock, Nigel, Cloggie and as far as I know, he's neither here nor there.
Moses - Smokes dope
Kim - Measles of mankind kind of guy.

 

Trev - uberBrit

Can't think of anyone else.

 

****ebags and cocksuckers.

 

You forgot ER.

 

Citizen of the Earth.

 

I think this one is drunk