... and I thought all the Hull fans had webbed feet, mackerel shaped willies and confided in whippets ... it would appear that I was mistaken and that was just an inaccurate generalisation ...
Hell of a ****ing bite Ellewood


... and I thought all the Hull fans had webbed feet, mackerel shaped willies and confided in whippets ... it would appear that I was mistaken and that was just an inaccurate generalisation ...


1.25m opening bid.
£4m Joke asking price.
There'll be an eventual agreement somewhere in-between depending on the strength of Kasper's ambition to play regularly in the top flight, the length of his current deal, if any other clubs come in - and how much the leicester wage bill has to reduce next season to comply with FFP.
Have you been peeking?... and I thought all the Hull fans had webbed feet, mackerel shaped willies and confided in whippets ... it would appear that I was mistaken and that was just an inaccurate generalisation ...

... and I thought all the Hull fans had webbed feet, mackerel shaped willies and confided in whippets ... it would appear that I was mistaken and that was just an inaccurate generalisation ...
Hell of a ****ing bite Ellewood![]()
... how big was it? ...No, actually that's fairly accurate.
Hell of a ****ing bite Ellewood![]()
No, actually that's fairly accurate. We also follow a Premiership football team, so there are almost no similarities with the good folk from Leicester.
Too right you are considering you've never won a major trophy or played European football lol
... and I thought all the Hull fans had webbed feet, mackerel shaped willies and confided in whippets ... it would appear that I was mistaken and that was just an inaccurate generalisation ...

No, actually that's fairly accurate. We also follow a Premiership football team, so there are almost no similarities with the good folk from Leicester.
Too right you are considering you've never won a major trophy or played European football lol

Doesnt count. Not being English I dont even know what a willie or a whippet is so as far as I am concerned he just said he thinks that everyone of us are the sexiest beasts he has ever seen.
I reckon the agreed price (if one is agreed) will be around £2.75m...but will likely be undisclosed.
If and when you come over to watch a match you can always try out the local pubs. A willie is the local nickname for a frozen vodka fruit shot on a stick, a bit like an Popsicle. Some pubs do extra large ones. Just go to the bar and as for a big willie to suck on...A whippet is a vulgar term for a penis and also a cross breed of dog, never ask to stroke someone's whippet!
ellewoods beware! As Melu has said a Big Willie is a very refreshing frozen drink that's particularly nice to suck in say the pub garden on a summer's day, but he's having a little joke regarding the Whippet.
A Whippet was actually a mythical female fairy creature local to the Yorkshire region. Their main attribute was said to be extraordinary facial beauty that could mesmerise any male, and so it has become an accepted greeting for Yorkshire men to compliment their women as having "a face like a whippet." It's a bit of an old fashioned thing, but even young women still beam when you say it to them.
