Saxton's done one...

[petersaxton]

What did you expect as an answer Julian?

it did seem a strange question
but then that's Julian

 

[originallambrettaman]

How come you have a wife from Poland ??

At first glance, I read that as Poundland.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

Hmm, seems the right place to launch a 'Who's got the most exotic Missus'? competition.

Hat in the ring: Mine's from Bransholme.

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Hmm, seems the right place to launch a 'Who's got the most exotic Missus'? competition.

Hat in the ring: Mine's from Bransholme.

Online key party.

Mine’s from Surrey.

 

[Mr Hatem]

Online key party.

Mine’s from Surrey.

Hence the preference for Waitrose.

 

[Barchullona]

Online key party.

Mine’s from Surrey.

Does she have a fringe?

 

[Mr Hatem]

Does she have a fringe?

Is it on top?

 

[The Omega Man]

Online key party.

Mine’s from Surrey.

So is mine!

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Hmm, seems the right place to launch a 'Who's got the most exotic Missus'? competition.

Hat in the ring: Mine's from Bransholme.

Leyland. To be with me she must be a bit DAF(t).





I’m here all week.

 

[DMD]

Leyland. To be with me she must be a bit DAF(t).





I’m here all week.

I bet you had trouble articulating that.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

I bet you had trouble articulating that.

My chat up line was that I was packing some heavy goods.

 

[Mr Hatem]

Leyland. To be with me she must be a bit DAF(t).





I’m here all week.

You married a bus?

 

[Plum]

You married a bus?

Front end I hope, for his sake...

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Mines more toxic than exotic.