Santon

No mate, he's a bit of a gypsy. Used to do a lot of work for the place I work for. When I first met him about 20 years ago, he used to tell me stories about how he used to be a bare knuckle fighter, never been beaten ,blah blah. I thought he was a right bullshitter. Found out a few years ago it was all true. Absolutely lovely bloke! Retired now like.

Fair play to him. I dont blame you for doubting him. Its usually the quiet reserved lads that end up being the hardest, not the ones that big themselves up.
 
Try the new cream version on your face, at least it will make you look hard.

I never touch any creams or potions anymore.... Not since I bought some liquid viagra and put it in my bedside drawer for when the time 'was right'?! When the next bout of passion came around I grabbed for it (in the dark) and inadvertently swigged half a bottle of tippex.
I had a huge 'correction' for 7 hours <doh>
 
do you know who your Avatar is,
Badr Hari the biggest walking moroccan scum bag in the Netherlands, been in prison for bashing pensioners cos he wants to push in front of them cos hes a real hard kick boxer .....****infg pice of **** that what he is

Pulled Portugal in the sweepstake so needed a tenuous link to Ronaldo - hence his boyfriend. Sounds like a bit of a twat.