Fair play to him. I dont blame you for doubting him. Its usually the quiet reserved lads that end up being the hardest, not the ones that big themselves up.
I never touch any creams or potions anymore.... Not since I bought some liquid viagra and put it in my bedside drawer for when the time 'was right'?! When the next bout of passion came around I grabbed for it (in the dark) and inadvertently swigged half a bottle of tippex. I had a huge 'correction' for 7 hours
Pulled Portugal in the sweepstake so needed a tenuous link to Ronaldo - hence his boyfriend. Sounds like a bit of a twat.