Sam Baldock

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SaintJack said:
Rumour has it there is a room at Saint Mary's with a bus seat bolted to the floor (I strongly assume this where players go through the first phase of Adkinization) ...a colander (wired to a VHS player) is placed over the patients head. A Luzocade tablet is administered. A hypnotic soundtrack of Adkinisms and bus bells is filtered into the room, whilst key images of the 10/11 season are transmitted to the patient's cerbral cortex via the collinder/VHS device.
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Maybe Adkins comes in halfway through dressed as a conductor?

Sounds like some sort of weird foreplay...
 
SaintJack said:
Rumour has it there is a room at Saint Mary's with a bus seat bolted to the floor (I strongly assume this where players go through the first phase of Adkinization) ...a colander (wired to a VHS player) is placed over the patients head. A Luzocade tablet is administered. A hypnotic soundtrack of Adkinisms and bus bells is filtered into the room, whilst key images of the 10/11 season are transmitted to the patient's cerbral cortex via the collinder/VHS device.
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haha. thats classic!!
 
SaintJack said:
Rumour has it there is a room at Saint Mary's with a bus seat bolted to the floor (I strongly assume this where players go through the first phase of Adkinization) ...a colander (wired to a VHS player) is placed over the patients head. A Luzocade tablet is administered. A hypnotic soundtrack of Adkinisms and bus bells is filtered into the room, whilst key images of the 10/11 season are transmitted to the patient's cerbral cortex via the collinder/VHS device.
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They aren't allowed near the pitch until they pass a simple exam. Sample questions follow.

Fill in the missing word(s):
1. An honest ****-working group of players.
2. Together as ***
3. This ********* football club
4. Barnard, put that effing ****** down
 
fran-MLs little camera said:
They aren't allowed near the pitch until they pass a simple exam. Sample questions follow.

Fill in the missing word(s):
1. An honest ****-working group of players.
2. Together as ***
3. This ********* football club
4. Barnard, put that effing ****** down
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1. An honest hard-working group of players.
2. Together as one
3. This fantastic football club
4. Barnard, put that effing bottle down

Can i be in the team Fran?!? :)
 
i have a sneaky feeling it may be dickson going the other way
 
SaintJack said:
Rumour has it there is a room at Saint Mary's with a bus seat bolted to the floor (I strongly assume this where players go through the first phase of Adkinization) ...a colander (wired to a VHS player) is placed over the patients head. A Luzocade tablet is administered. A hypnotic soundtrack of Adkinisms and bus bells is filtered into the room, whilst key images of the 10/11 season are transmitted to the patient's cerbral cortex via the collinder/VHS device.
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Quality! I was thinking maybe a more 'Clockwork Orange' approach!
Viddy well little brother, viddy well!

Although if true would be very happy, looks to be a cracking player who should score goals at champ level and the figures mentioned around 2mil seems to be a good price.

Ps- send Puncheon the other way! He likes the club and it's better than playing in the u21's for us!
 
SaintJack said:
Rumour has it there is a room at Saint Mary's with a bus seat bolted to the floor (I strongly assume this where players go through the first phase of Adkinization) ...a colander (wired to a VHS player) is placed over the patients head. A Luzocade tablet is administered. A hypnotic soundtrack of Adkinisms and bus bells is filtered into the room, whilst key images of the 10/11 season are transmitted to the patient's cerbral cortex via the collinder/VHS device.
Click to expand...

fran-MLs little camera said:
They aren't allowed near the pitch until they pass a simple exam. Sample questions follow.

Fill in the missing word(s):
1. An honest ****-working group of players.
2. Together as ***
3. This ********* football club
4. Barnard, put that effing ****** down
Click to expand...

Another coffee moment. Great stuff, both of you.

And Southampton FC answered the questions expertly.
 
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