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Match Day Thread Saints vs Winners

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Mar 6, 2020.

  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    You're not taking into account our ineptness in front of goal. Big Joe is the answer.
     
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  2. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    This is what all the ire is about - ****ing useless sacks of **** like Ritchie and Gayle should be NOWHERE NEAR the Premier League, yet here they are playing like the ****ing half-cocked deadweights they are. Should be out of sight by now, but we have to use these dreadful non-footballers. It's so sickening.
     
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  3. QWOP

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    Jesus wept. How **** are we? We keep finding new depths!
     
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  4. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    If big Joe is the answer it must be a bliddy daft question.
     
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  5. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    We need another 45 mins before the second half just to watch the highlights.

    How the **** we've not scored is ****ing ridiculous. We are ****ing **** in front of goal!
     
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  6. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Think it’s the best we’ve played in the league for a while?
    When you getting married?
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't find a tongue firmly in cheek emoji <laugh>
     
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  8. Doc.

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    I disagree
     
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  9. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    You would. Do you ever disagree with yourself, I wonder?
     
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  10. QWOP

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    Aye but we cannot score in a bloody brothel. 29th August is the date I give up my independence!
     
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  11. Doc.

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    jonjo should be on pens
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    Bentaleb if Bruce didn't prefer Hayden the donkey
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Today reminds me of playing the Mackems. Blind fans, empty pink seats, flat pack stadium and our fans being the loudest away from home.
     
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  14. Ben 10

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    We need a goal, so on comes Joelinton <laugh>
     
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  15. Givemeursaltytears

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    It’s ok lads.....Big Joe is coming on:cheesy:
     
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  16. Givemeursaltytears

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    I’d bring Schar on, he’s our best chance of scoring
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We’re now bringing Joelinton on to shore up the 0-0.

    the last time we got a league goal the Coronavirus wasn’t deemed an issue.
     
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  18. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Time for Joelinton to step up and be a hero.
     
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  19. Ben 10

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    We're desperate to throw this away aren't we?
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    What's happening.
     
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