Transfer Rumours Saint Martin!
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Shocking....I cannot bear to look. Martin puts topless pictures of himself on his Instagram account. Helen, don't look. 
ihatemyselfandwanttodie
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I never knew Martin was so 'hubba hubba'. I'd have been contributing on this thread far more if there were tonnes of him looking like that.
They get better readership figures than me though. As usual it is pearls before swine, the story of my life.
I'm pleased to see that the club are saving money and making him use his 1986 shorts.
That's the inside of the dome at Staplewood isn't it, the indoor training facility?
I meant the picture of his other half on the previous page, thought I'd quoted it but clearly not!
It's heartbreaking to see some of the tatty clothes that economic migrants arriving to this country are wearing.
For some while now I have been thinking that a great business venture would be to open a shop repairing torn jeans, you see them everywhere the poor loves must be absolutely skint if they can't afford new jeans so the price would have to be reasonable. The shop would also sell belts to hold jeans up as I see so many youngsters walking about with their jeans almost round their knees for the want of a decent belt to hold them up..
ihatemyselfandwanttodie
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You talking about the belt holding up the slacking jeans or the slacking little scrotums in them..
It doesn't seem that long ago that the £35 folded inside a small brown envelope which I received for a week's work at the BAT plant in Shirley seemed like a decent sum.
Criminal exploitation. This was last week, I take it?
Oh God. I see we've got a new piece of eye candy for the women on here. It's why I don't post a picture of myself. I couldn't stand the thought of being exploited by the post-feminist body worshippers.
Anyway, are we nearly there yet? Glad to see that, despite rumours to the contrary, he does appear to have the requisite number of legs. Makes him a good signing in the current climate.
Shocking....I cannot bear to look. Martin puts topless pictures of himself on his Instagram account. Helen, don't look.
Now I understand the real reason it was so difficult to find a fonte replacement
Not for me with that hair. It sounds like I should catch the next train 'up north' though..........
Really pleased to see him involved already. His integration into the squad is a close second to his fitness. Got a good feeling about this.