I'm 100% sure that we will sign him and then it won't happen because someone will realise Cortese spelt his name wrong.
The media people will know this stuff shortly before it happens so they can sort out the press in advance. I doubt Cortese, Les Reed, Paul Mitchell or Nigel Adkins are in the business of sharing gossip, so I'd guess your source is one of the media bods.
Sky Sports just had us up on their SkyPad, say that their sources tell them that Southampton are right on the verge of signing Gaston Ramirez.
Bryan Swanson just said on the Transfer Round-up that it was going to cost in the region of £20m!!! Thank god he corrected himself and said around £12m.
Sky just said we are close to signing Ramirez (mind you they;ve been wrong before). They suggest that so far we've spent 17 million.
You could imagine the hordes of mongs heading for Facebook and Twitter just then couldn't you? Thankfully he corrected himself.
Yes there will. That was as a newly-promoted Championship side just a couple of games into the season. Now we are in the Premier League there will be an even bigger mong stapede one day.