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Dan Starkey said:
<laugh> I would add "talented" pets to this. So your monkey can use a credit card and your poodle can bark in time to Beethoven's 4th symphony. Bully for you - no need to inflict it on the rest of us..
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My wife agrees - she was outraged when that Pudsey dog won BGT. "It's just a dog, it's not talented, she's just spend thousands of hours training it. It don't want to see the stupid little rat run through a tunnel in tune with the music."

She made a very good point.
 
Swarbs said:
My wife agrees - she was outraged when that Pudsey dog won BGT. "It's just a dog, it's not talented, she's just spend thousands of hours training it. It don't want to see the stupid little rat run through a tunnel in tune with the music."

She made a very good point.
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And now the ****ing dog gets a film! What is wrong with the world?
 
Can't agree on that one luvgonzo. I would much rater see Ashlee & the mutt winning, or Susan Boyle. At least they have genuine talent, as opposed to plastic chest Jordan or Kerry "smackhead" Katona.

Not one ounce of talent in either of them
 
weararedbonnet said:
Can't agree on that one luvgonzo. I would much rater see Ashlee & the mutt winning, or Susan Boyle. At least they have genuine talent, as opposed to plastic chest Jordan or Kerry "smackhead" Katona.

Not one ounce of talent in either of them
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Fine! I've got 2 tickets to The Pudsey Movie for Saturday night but you have to pay for the popcorn. I'll pick you up at 6.30.
 
People who when at traffic lights seem genuinely surprised that the lights go green.


Like they were planning on chilling the **** out for a couple of hours at said lights during the commute to work, not getting the ****ing move on and going when the light turns green and being in gear riding the ****ing clutch so you go straight away, pronto, immediately on green and not waste a single ****ing second of my time while you engage brain, react (slowly), move arm, lift handbrake, dip clutch, put into gear, crawl off, just as the bastard goes red again.



They can go in.
 
Chief said:
People who when at traffic lights seem genuinely surprised that the lights go green.


Like they were planning on chilling the **** out for a couple of hours at said lights during the commute to work, not getting the ****ing move on and going when the light turns green and being in gear riding the ****ing clutch so you go straight away, pronto, immediately on green and not waste a single ****ing second of my time while you engage brain, react (slowly), move arm, lift handbrake, dip clutch, put into gear, crawl off, just as the bastard goes red again.



They can go in.
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Have to second this in the biggest way imaginable!! Nothing pisses me off than some idiot day dreaming or gabbing off to a passenger whilst the light is green and holding everyone else up.
"Hey f**k nuts, if you wanted to have a nice chat with your passenger, you should have stayed at home with a nice cup of tea, if your in a car, then ****ing drive somewhere"
 
I'd like to submit road rage into room 101, I was sat in my car earlier having a cup of tea at some traffic lights when some chav sounding tosser started swearing at me because I was having a lovely chat with Mrs luv and not paying attention to the pretty lights.
 
luvgonzo said:
I'd like to submit road rage into room 101, I was sat in my car earlier having a cup of tea at some traffic lights when some chav sounding tosser started swearing at me because I was having a lovely chat with Mrs luv and not paying attention to the pretty lights.
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<laugh>
Rep!
 
Lufthansa

We went to Frankfurt last weekend and my Mrs forgot to take her old passport, which has her UK residence permit in it. Completely our fault of course. But then when I ring the passport people from Frankfurt they say it should be fine, as we have a photocopy and they have all her details and biometrics on the database, so we just need to get Lufthansa to ring ahead and clear it with passport control at Aberdeen airport before we fly. Apparently all airlines are briefed on what to do in this situation so this will be fine, just make sure we don't forget it again.

So we arrive at the airport and the ****ing German twats refuse to call ahead and try to deny us boarding. I'm standing there in front of them, telling them to call, saying that the UK requires them to call and asking them just to pick up the ****ing phone. Meanwhile my daughter is in tears as she thinks we are going to have to leave her mum behind or won't be able to go home.

Finally they allow us to board, after a draconian warning that we will probably be turned away at the UK border and my wife will get deported. Two hours ****ting ourselves on the plane later, we arrive at Aberdeen, the passport official meets us, says everything is fine and we are free to go through. Apparently Lufthansa called him five minutes after we left and everything has been fine all along, two hours of worry for absolutely nothing.

****ing ****s.
 
Seems to me Swarbs Lufthansa still think they are the Luftwaffe, and holding a grudge after the Battle of Britain didn't go as planned.

Consider yourself lucky they didnt was "herr Svarbes, for you the var is over. Its Stalag luft III for you, any good at tunneling?
 
Swarbs said:
Lufthansa

We went to Frankfurt last weekend and my Mrs forgot to take her old passport, which has her UK residence permit in it. Completely our fault of course. But then when I ring the passport people from Frankfurt they say it should be fine, as we have a photocopy and they have all her details and biometrics on the database, so we just need to get Lufthansa to ring ahead and clear it with passport control at Aberdeen airport before we fly. Apparently all airlines are briefed on what to do in this situation so this will be fine, just make sure we don't forget it again.

So we arrive at the airport and the ****ing German twats refuse to call ahead and try to deny us boarding. I'm standing there in front of them, telling them to call, saying that the UK requires them to call and asking them just to pick up the ****ing phone. Meanwhile my daughter is in tears as she thinks we are going to have to leave her mum behind or won't be able to go home.

Finally they allow us to board, after a draconian warning that we will probably be turned away at the UK border and my wife will get deported. Two hours ****ting ourselves on the plane later, we arrive at Aberdeen, the passport official meets us, says everything is fine and we are free to go through. Apparently Lufthansa called him five minutes after we left and everything has been fine all along, two hours of worry for absolutely nothing.

****ing ****s.
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You poor man:bandit: What was the reason?

Strangely enough I was in Frankfurt for two days last week. Not that that's relevant in any way.
 
I just read Juan Mata's blog and the most annoying thing he said was, he called us a '' new project'' i hate that '' project'' word with a passion, does my head in when players call clubs that.
 
Matth_2014 said:
I just read Juan Mata's blog and the most annoying thing he said was, he called us a '' new project'' i hate that '' project'' word with a passion, does my head in when players call clubs that.
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Just out of interest what word would you use instead?
 
Good point..


I had a **** earlier and I've been having the same issue for some days now, they are coming out like a breached birth. The wiping literally took ages..
 
Risky ground here but asian women in headscarfs. Ignorant bastards. A little please and thank you isnt exactly hard but they just barge through regardless. Manners dont cost diddly squat and im pretty certain a headscarf doesn't block them.

Old dears manage just fine for example.
 
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