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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Jealous of those with hair?
     
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    Excessive tatoos - one or two are fine but half the players in the world cup look like walking art galleries. Personally I think it looks dreadful.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Agreed on tattoos.

    Not bothered about footballers mind as they earn enough not to worry about getting jobs.

    It's all these townie half wits covered in them on their necks and sleeves. Plus deformed ears from massive holes in them. What they doing to when they're old and unemployable. ****ers
     
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  4. UnitedinRed

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    Always said this to my mates getting sleeves and neck tattoos.

    They say people are relaxed and maybe at this moment, their boss is relaxed. However there next potential boss may not want a sketchbook working for him.

    Maybe in 20-30 years there will be 1000's of new tattoo artists as thats the only real prospect for heavily tattoo'd people.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I ****ing hate tatoos.
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Tatoos are for brain dead people, who probably own a Staffie or other type of gay looking mutt
     
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  7. Chief

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    All been done boys. In fact, this is the third time out mutual hatred of these things has been aired, last time was in February;




    That's been done, I threw that in with big holes in the ears.


    Lack of sleep can go in room 101, I'm ****ed.
     
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  8. UnitedinRed

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    I hate not getting enough sleep. The whole day goes in slow motion and everyone is a ****.
     
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  9. Especially females #sexist

    The mrs' (not married) sister is only 19 (very pretty with a big set too) and already working towards a sleeve <doh>
     
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  10. Sweats

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    Photos or it didn't happen. . Can you not put a photo of her on your FB profile??
     
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  11. Like that's going to happen...<laugh>
     
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    My suggestion would be to press the mute button on the remote control for your TV set whilst pointing the correct end, of said remote, directly at the aforementioned TV. Sorted. <ok>
     
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  13. weararedbonnet

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    Love the sexism one!! I did some work for a counicl office about 15 yrs ago, and the boss had a calender of girls in bikinis on boats. None were topless, but he had to take it down because one female was offended

    Next year, the very same female has a Chippendales calender, but that was OK. Double standards or what (And by the way, she was one ugly mare)
     
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  14. Matth_2014

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    When fans say - '' We should be in for him.''

    Pisses em off every time.
     
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  15. weararedbonnet

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    North Wales Police. Totally useless at real crime, but masters of sneaky speed cameras.

    Mind you, room 101 is much too good for them, the centre of the Atlantic would be better, all issued with life rafts, and soaked in shark bait. PERFECT
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

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    Hairy muffs, just not done in this day and age.

    Growlers went out in the 80s
     
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  17. Bodinki

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    When people make new threads despite their being a thread already going discussing that same topic, or a sticky dedicated to such posts.
    And when those people continuously dont listen and keep making new threads.
    And when people us Methamphetamine

    All unrelated <whistle>
     
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  18. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Matthist.<grr>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    Just sorted that out for you <ok>

    Don't mention it <whistle>
     
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  20. weararedbonnet

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    OH IF ONLY THAT WAS TRUE Red Hadron Collider, we could sleep happily ever after
     
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