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Ruff said:
And I'm taking about those whose pelvic flab hangs over so much they literally wouldn't be able to touch their own dick or twat.

In fact, how do these people ****, piss and wipe their arses?
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We do it the same way you do. <ok>
 
Ruff said:
I get the free prescriptions down here.

That's about it though, no free education courtesy of English taxes!

I do love how the Scottish independence is actually so far from being real. At least the Welsh fully accept and admit they'd be ****ed without England.
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The Scottish independence campaign seems to be all about convincing people nothing will change under independence - Scotland will still have the pound, be in the EU, be in NATO etc. All that will change is the flag, and 8,000 people will lose their jobs when they tell the nuclear subs to **** off.

Which begs the question of what is the ****ing point?
 
Manobear:4751390 said:
Ruff said:
And I'm taking about those whose pelvic flab hangs over so much they literally wouldn't be able to touch their own dick or twat.

In fact, how do these people ****, piss and wipe their arses?
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We do it the same way you do. <ok>
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You can't be lardy Mano, not with all that fussballoon you play!

Seriously though, do the super fat have arse wiping contraptions?
 
RIP James Gandolfini


Yeah, like you knew him.

This is the Facebook equivalent of putting flowers by the side of the road when someone who you don't know dies in a crash.

Don't. No one cares a ****ing **** how you feel about an actor you DO NOT KNOW dying so don't ****ing bore us with it.

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Good bump lad and for a very good reason.

I feel more emotion from facebook when I see pics of abused animals than i do of starving or dead people.
 
People who stand really close behind me in queues.

I wish them death, I really do not like random ****s invading my space and I don't like being able to hear them breathe behind me.

**** off and die.
 
Ruffmongo said:
RIP James Gandolfini


Yeah, like you knew him.

This is the Facebook equivalent of putting flowers by the side of the road when someone who you don't know dies in a crash.

Don't. No one cares a ****ing **** how you feel about an actor you DO NOT KNOW dying so don't ****ing bore us with it.

<ok>
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You really can go off on one can't you? <laugh>
 
Overly friendly checkout operators.

They are a disease to supermarkets. If I wanted to divulge my day I would start a conversation myself. Also special people working on tills can **** off.

There's one simple ****er who works in tesco and he comments in every item he scans. Talks about the weather and the last time asked me what I did For a living. I told him I was a hit man and had been hired to kill a checkout operator and I was just scoping the place out.
 
returnofthesweatband said:
Overly friendly checkout operators.

They are a disease to supermarkets. If I wanted to divulge my day I would start a conversation myself. Also special people working on tills can **** off.

There's one simple ****er who works in tesco and he comments in every item he scans. Talks about the weather and the last time asked me what I did For a living. I told him I was a hit man and had been hired to kill a checkout operator and I was just scoping the place out.
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I'm usually so distracted by the halfwit stood too close behind me that the checkout person gets off scot free!

I turned to one the other week and said 'I do apologise for being in your way' and smiled.

Went straight over their stupid dull ****ing head. It either was that or just knock them clean out and I don't fancy a spell in chokey.
 
returnofthesweatband said:
Overly friendly checkout operators.

They are a disease to supermarkets. If I wanted to divulge my day I would start a conversation myself. Also special people working on tills can **** off.

There's one simple ****er who works in tesco and he comments in every item he scans. Talks about the weather and the last time asked me what I did For a living. I told him I was a hit man and had been hired to kill a checkout operator and I was just scoping the place out.
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In America you're trained and required to be overly nice to the customer. , not sure if its the same over in The UK.

I hate coworkers who think that they're your friend, when the only reason you even tolerate them is because you'd like to remain employed.
 
returnofthesweatband said:
Overly friendly checkout operators.

They are a disease to supermarkets. If I wanted to divulge my day I would start a conversation myself. Also special people working on tills can **** off.

There's one simple ****er who works in tesco and he comments in every item he scans. Talks about the weather and the last time asked me what I did For a living. I told him I was a hit man and had been hired to kill a checkout operator and I was just scoping the place out.
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Love that!!
 
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