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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. Sir Tennisball

    Sir Tennisball Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I must admit the standing pressed up against me gets me raging. Invade my personal space at your peril, especially when I am waiting in a queue.

    Best solution: stuff some condoms and lubricant in their basket when they're not watching and see what a lovely conversation they have with the over friendly checkout operator <whistle>
     
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  2. Carrick_16

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    sh it phone calls i get, pisses me off, espeically the goverment ones

    twats.
     
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  3. Carrick_16

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    Sarcastic people piss me off

    c(u)nts.
     
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  4. Chief

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    You'd hate me then.

    <ok>
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    Have you ever been sectioned Meth?
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Dont worry, I like you <ok>
     
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  7. Sir Tennisball

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    People who don't get sarcasm.

    <whistle>
     
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  8. Carrick_16

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    w anker.
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    Seriously though Meth, why are the government calling you?
    Do you mean like people calling about government backed schemes like PPI claims, or are the actual government calling you?
     
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  10. Carrick_16

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    that.
     
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  11. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Agree with this one. <ok> <diva>
     
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  12. Carrick_16

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    twatter, its ok at times but f uck me, there's some bellends on there.
     
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  13. Bodinki

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    You go on there dont you?
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    <laugh> .
     
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  15. Carrick_16

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    mong.
     
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  16. Carrick_16

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    when players call clubs '' project''

    twats.
     
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    Parents who bring 4 kids onto the tube in rush hour and occupy 6 seats <steam>
     
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  18. crocarno

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    People who go on the tube in the rush hour on the way home from work, who won't give up a measly 6 seats for me and the family after a nice day out in London during the week, just because none of us can be bothered to work and prefer for others to pay our benefits for us.
     
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    <laugh> Should have added that some of these are the same parents who let their kids play games on their phones with the volume turned up loud enough to awaken the dead. Why has it become socialy acceptable to inflict your racket on any poor sod within a 200 metre radius?
     
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  20. crocarno

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    I get upset when people give me funny looks, just because my kids are playing games on their consoles and phones bought for us from our measly benefit. I make it very clear to my 3 year old twins (IVF from the public purse), that if anyone moans about their iphone sounds, to just turn it up so they can't hear their whinging.

    Why is it that some people just can't accept others making noise and having fun, just because it is at the expense of everyone else - so selfish!

    Anyway, just off to Thorpe Park with the kids. Can't be bothered to take them to school - anyway, the rides are always less busy during school time
     
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