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You've opened Pandora's box here Sweats.

People who have to compete at absolutely everything "your daughter passed her violin exam? That's very nice - my daughter is playing for the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra next week" "you got promoted>? Oh well done - I'm picking up a Knighthood next month".

Strangers striking up conversation with you on tubes and busses- it's not a pub or a social gathering it's a ****ing form of transport so piss off and leave me alone

The culty of personality where all a bird has to do flash her piss flaps in a night club and suddenly she becomes the voice of a nation. I'll be specific and say that waste of sperm Katie price.
 
can I put Suarez and Wilshere in here? just for having faces I wouldn't stop volleying.
 
I'm not on twitter, though a lot of the younger generation are, I personally don't get it why do i need to know the opinnion of every other **** in the world. Especially celebs some of the nonsense they came out of with, why do people care!?
 
a ponytail on the side, i mean what the fu ck, it makes me want to cut their hair off, also when people talk, the other person goes '' yeah yeah yeah ok'', don't f ucking say anything then good god, pisses me off that does.
 
You know what pisses me off is this mental obssession we have with snow. So what, it's January and occasionaly it will snow, the country doesn't have to grind to a bleeding halt.

I used to work in local government and the amount of the workshy ****s who are on facebook over the weekend praying for snow is pityful.

Go to work you bone idle lazy ****ing ****stains!!!
 
Computers.

Thought is fixed my laptop.. Yesterday I lay in bed watching the game on said laptop then it just died with five mins remaining.. Don't seem to be able to do anything about it.. ****ing **** things.
 
Following on from the Chief's snow rant...I didn't take the train this morning but I am pretty certain there would have been delays, cancellations and all sorts of ****wittery because of the snow. The official line will be the wrong kind of snow on the tracks but trains work in Siberia when its snowing and the ****wittery will continue all day even though the snow will have melted.

The real reason for the ****wittery will be the lack of available staff. I'm convinced that on snowy mornings train staff look out of their windows and think "**** that" and call in sick.

This theory is also applicable to very warm days. On a hot day it is common to find thousands of people staring forlornly at blank train departure boards as the searing heat causes the rail tracks to expand (note that it is always the fault of the rail tracks and not the train companies) despite the fact that trains are operating in Africa. In reality the train staff are in a pub beer garden.
 
No One Famous said:
Following on from the Chief's snow rant...I didn't take the train this morning but I am pretty certain there would have been delays, cancellations and all sorts of ****wittery because of the snow. The official line will be the wrong kind of snow on the tracks but trains work in Siberia when its snowing and the ****wittery will continue all day even though the snow will have melted.

The real reason for the ****wittery will be the lack of available staff. I'm convinced that on snowy mornings train staff look out of their windows and think "**** that" and call in sick.

This theory is also applicable to very warm days. On a hot day it is common to find thousands of people staring forlornly at blank train departure boards as the searing heat causes the rail tracks to expand (note that it is always the fault of the rail tracks and not the train companies) despite the fact that trains are operating in Africa. In reality the train staff are in a pub beer garden.
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Don't compare the trains to Russia - the only reason they work is cos they are so ****ing slow. The "express" non stop train to the airport takes 45 minutes to go around 10 miles. On that basis the train from London to Manchester would take about 15 hours. The reason they don't stop in Russia for the snow is that they're driving so slowly some bloke can actually walk along in front of the train shovelling it out of the way in absolutely no danger of being run over.
 
a couple of things that've pissed me off.

first of all, pundits that keep going on about last season, give it a fu cking rest please its called last season for a reason.

and lastly, when people go on x factor and tell their sob story to the nation, ffs f uck off with th at sh it, its their business not nation's.
 
When fans hope that one of the opposing players breaks their former player's leg, i mean what the fu ck, its like they've lost the plot, call him a judas but to hope he breaks his leg.

Another thing that really pisses me off is when fans sing about death, i.e. Munich and Hillsborough, i don't mind funny songs but when fans sing about tradgies, i'm not having that, i heard our fans chanting '' murderers'' yesterday, that's disgusting, that could've been our fans been crushed because didn't we play Tottenham in the semi final in 1989, correct me if i'm wrong, how would you feel that your mum, dad, brother or sister went to a game and never came back, i bet you the families miss them every day and wish they could've done something, when we play Liverpool i wish our fans would cut that out but i doubt it.
 
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