Room 101

Mine is too obvious.

 

You need more than one thread to hold yours aswel

 

where do i start, i was watching splash earlier, i was bored and there was nothing else to watch on television and i thought, what the fu ck a i watching, television programmes have gone downhill for the last 10 years in my opinion, also the music is going down fast as well with the amount of sh it we have to listen to, bring back proper music.

 

I've already put Saturday night tv in math..

Can't allow you to put modern music in either. That's too big. You will need to be more specific with your hatred.

 

No problem sweats, i'm talking the likes of Justin Bieber, One Direction, Flo Rida, and lady gaga.

 

They are all acceptable entrants to room 101.

 

You don't have to listen to it though.

There are alternatives.

Just say no.

 

True Chief.

 

I'd happily put hairdressers in.. What makes them think that because they cut hair they are intrinsically cool. They walk round being ultra fashion victims with stupid hair do's..

They are c unts second only to fag hags who seem to think their lives are not complete unless they hang round with some massively camp bender. Hate fag hags.

 

When they talk to you its annoying.

 

People that buy cheap wine and profess they can't tell the difference. They are c unts of the highest degree. A mate of mine buys the cheap Italian red wine and then says he prefers it chilled.. He prefers it chilled as it probably hides how s hit it tastes.. F ucking heathen. Don't get me wrong I'm no wine snob but I know that spending £7 will buy a decent bottle that's on offer.. There is NO excuse for drinking cheap wine or lambrini or any such like wine.

 

Who hairdressers or fag hags??

I don't have hair anymore.. I used to enjoy my monthly trip to the barbers. That said I went to school with him so was a mate..

I used to go to a female place to get my hair some years ago as loved nothing more than the feeling of the birds ample breasts resting on my shoulders whilst she cut my hair.. Was quite an erotic experience as she used to massage my head... Then she got pregnant and quit work..

 

Hairdressers.

 

The stuff that is now 'half price' at a fiver, ie it used to be just five quid until labour decided to save us from ourselves and double prices, is just about ok. Just about above the level of piss.

Anything beneath that is for ****ing street drinkers. Like you say, seven quid should be minimum spend and anyone who says there's no difference is a twat.

 

These people who take part in these reality TV shows such as X factor and Big Brother.

 

People that drink wkd they should all die.

 

watching boring football, i.e pass, pass, pass, pass, give it away and repeat, i mean fu ck sake do something with it instead of keeping it.

 

Men that drink alcopops.. The only time I have was by drinking power shandy in a yard glass.. It was Stella and Smirnoff ice .. A yard of it. You're not a man til you've drank a yard of power shandy.

 

I find most football boring unless its my team.. So it has to be united or England for me to be interested..

 

same here replace England with Wales.