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Don't be so selective guys -- Motson, Colin Murray, .... etc. THE WHOLE DAMN BBC LOT OF THEM, including the English-mangling, never look out of the window, "rain from the sky" weather forecasters. Smug, patronising, "we'd love to hear from you but we won't take a blind bit of notice of your views", overpaid, over-pensioned, overweening, arrogant, jobs-for-the-luvvies, political correctness gone mad lot of them. <grr> :steam: :steam:
 
canary-dave said:
One thing I do remember is a celebrity heroes match between England and Germany, Boris Johnson was brought on as a sub, obviously knew **** all about football and spent his whole time on the pitch chasing the ball and steamrollering straight through whoever had it! My sides ached! Pure entertainment! <ok>
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Don't think he ever been so popular as he was that night. Did make me chuckle though I will admit.
 
Great I love a good rant thread :)

Mark Lawrenson - We all know why, let me add some further digs not only is he a gimp with a ****e haircut and a camp voice but he used to sport a sex offenders tash too.

Alan Hanson - I nearly had a heart attack when I saw his salary. Useless whinging sour faced twat who tosses off over Liverpool. Just hearing a couple of words from Hanson brings out the storm clouds and put's depressive thoughts in peoples heads.

Lineker - Your a creep crisp boy, your missus is bang tidy though.

Eric Cantona - What was everyones obession? In the 90's I loathed this guy, he was a good player but a prat to boot. With all that money he still looks like he stinks of piss and should be begging for smack money outside a tube station

Real Madrid - The Galictico's need I say anymore.

Kevin Muscat - How one earth did this filthy convict asshole how did he end up playing on these shores? Has never shown any remorse for wrecking peoples careers I hope he get's his comeuppance one day.

Cristiano Ronaldo - Excellent player but a complete dickhead the cheating winds me up I know every club has a player or two in their team who falls easily but this guy takes it to the next level. His the type of person who looks up birds skirts whilst they sleep passed out at parities.

I'll think up some more there are lot of people or clubs who fall into the inbetween Room 101 and being Okish.
 
Maestro said:
Feel better now mate? <ok> <cheers> <applause>
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Only just started.
Local BBC News.
I don't know what yours is like, but the 6.30am one down here is some silly tart with 3 items:
A ship has docked in Plymouth
South West Water have poisoned people again
3 scouts have gone missing on Dartmoor
Then Travel: M5 is blocked by traffic
Weather: normally a blond tart telling us a pack of lies particularly for the Scilly Isles (3000 maniacs clinging to a rock)
Then back to the main BBC News
No wonder the license fee is so large
 
1.europa league
2.plastic fans who have never even been to their teams ground.
3.those overpriced seats a Ipshit.
4.how money has ruined the game for the common man.
5.clubs that are massively in debt but you know as well as i do nothing will be done about it.(man utd,liverpool,chelski etc etc)
 
1-What i call fair weather fans. I work alternate weekend so not got a season ticket, have super membership. was fine the last few years but no we in prem i some times dont get a ticket when i want cos of these bum holes!! where were they that wet night against bornmouth or who ever in the JPT!
2-Alex Fergerson
3-Chanel 5 Comentators!!
4-Neil Doncaster as he is a ball bag!!
5-Glen Roder see above
6-the way managers get sacked i.e Lee Clark!
7-the way my wife talks through out any thing footie related that im watching/listening to!

Thats about it really!
 
canary-dave said:
One thing I do remember is a celebrity heroes match between England and Germany, Boris Johnson was brought on as a sub, obviously knew **** all about football and spent his whole time on the pitch chasing the ball and steamrollering straight through whoever had it! My sides ached! Pure entertainment! <ok>
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Boris Johnson would DEFINITELY be in my Room 101, along with the rest of the simpering, scumbag Tory Bullingdon Club cronies such as Osborne, Cameron and that complete **** Michael Gove. I'd also reserve a place for anybody who was/is stupid enough to believe the **** they peddle and who went out and voted for them. Thanks for that, did you get what you were expecting?

I really, really hate it when people make out that Boris is some hilarous, harmless buffoon-like character who's always laughing and joking about and making a fool of himself. He is actually an incredibly intelligent and highly manipulative individual, and also a right nasty piece of work if you ask me. I don't trust the bloke as far as I could throw him and as I live and work down in London these days he is my Mayor, and you have no idea how sick that makes me feel.
 
Munky - I agree whole-heartedly, just found THAT performance hilarious! Also used to look forward to his appearances on HIGNFY, the others used to take the piss and he had absolutely no idea!
 
As well as he I would happily chuck any of;

Simon Cowell
Piers Morgan
Michael McIntyre
Maggie Thatcher
James Corden
Adrian Chiles
Madonna
Max Clifford
Amanda Holden
Jordan
Mark Bright
Roy Keane

straight in as well and I defy anybody to come up with a valid reason to save any of them!!
 
canary-dave said:
the others used to take the piss and he had absolutely no idea!
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Don't be fooled Dave, he is well aware of what's going on at all times I can assure you, he's a very, very bright guy and all his buffoonery is merely him playing the game <ok>

Unfortunately by the looks of it he is currently winning :(
 
Sid_Smooth_Munky_Canary said:
As well as he I would happily chuck any of;

Simon Cowell
Piers Morgan
Michael McIntyre
Maggie Thatcher
James Corden
Adrian Chiles
Madonna
Max Clifford
Amanda Holden
Jordan
Mark Bright
Roy Keane

straight in as well and I defy anybody to come up with a valid reason to save any of them!!
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He devotes a great deal of time winding up Joey Barton twitter, surely worth keeping him just for that
 
Rubik's Tube said:
I don't personally mind the Canary Fairy but some would probably put him in. Here's my number one entry...
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I bumped into that idiot a couple of years ago in a kebab shop in Brighton about 3 in the morning and can vouch that the bloke is indeed an absolute cock of the very highest order. He absolutely stinks as well, never smelt a worse example of bad BO in my entire life!
 
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