Our most famous alums fairly recently are an NFL Rookie of the Year, Most Valuable Player, and all-time great, and a guy who was the unofficial con man of the year 20 years ago or so. Married a woman who was a leading Republican official, and robbed her blind to feed a cocaine habit, leaving behind a trail of broken promises and bad debts. The best part about it was that she was particularly appalled he'd lied about his religion (he was raised as a Jew).
Few schools have produced both African American football players and Jewish con men of such merit.
One of my former (very former) close friends (same school, failed to graduate a year earlier, or ever, I suppose) was at least as wild a con man, but failed to achieve national notoriety.
So maybe everyone doesn't benefit...
David Bowie went to my school.

. A Terry as monarch - should bring the disgusting institution down nice and quickly.