I was reading a thread on the Gooners' board in which the Gooners are getting exciting at the prospect of who the might sign at the 11th hour. Their thinking is that because stingy Whinger hasn't yet spent any big money in the transfer window that a big signing is on the cards. They don't seem to have contemplated the fact that all of their business has been done and that their greedy octogenarian owners have pocketed all the money made on the RvP debacle. The following comment, by one particularly hapless and overly-optimistic Gooner had me laughing out loud:-
I rather suspect that if "Santa" does turn up in the next 24 hours, pal, he'll be leaving you a gift-wrapped turd with a note stuck to it, saying "next time, don't let your one-man team leave, you ****wits!"
I'm thinking of putting this quote in my sig, but I'll wait until the transfer window closes.