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Now that Bale has confirmed he is staying, we can all turn our attention to whether or not the Goons will keep RVP. I don't think they will.

Anyone know the latest on what club he'll be playing for, next season? I still believe that £ity are favourites.
 
Being bored, I set about browsing the Goonlet board and I came across a thread started by one particularly over-optimistic goonlet who, after creaming his pants that AFC have almost as many strikers/forwards as £ity (which is about 20), he then proceeded to **** himself senseless (metaphorically speaking) at which of those would be with the club next season. He came up with this short-list. I simply had to share this with you.



afcftw said:
I think we will be left with the following Strikers in the squad:

RVP
Giroud
Podolski
Walcott
Gervinho
Park
Campbell
Afobe


Centrally i think our main options will be RVP, Giroud, Park in that order, with Gervinho, Walcott and Podolski playing wide roles...




RVP...

<doh>



Has this tool not been keeping up with the news? Has no one told him that RVP as refused to sign another contract and is already angling for a move to £ity?

Did I say "optimistic"? I meant foolishly deluded.
 
Podolski has decided to embarrass himself via the medium of song:

[video=youtube;cVLZmCJ9oyU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVLZmCJ9oyU[/video]
 
<doh>

How absolutely classless!

You'd never catch Defoe doing something like that.

Or any of our legends, such as Hoddle, Waddle, or Ardilles...

Oh, wait... !