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Kings of the penalties up against each other soon.

I hope one day ManU lose to a dodgy penalty decision. If it's against Leicester I hope Vardy stutters his run up, stops, starts and takes about a minute to get to the ball. If it's saved I hope the ref gives him another chance for <reasons>.

And in further news, the Christmas spirit is postponed this year. Except the alcoholic variety of course!
 
Kings of the penalties up against each other soon.

I hope one day ManU lose to a dodgy penalty decision.
If it's against Leicester I hope Vardy stutters his run up, stops, starts and takes about a minute to get to the ball.
If it's saved I hope the ref gives him another chance for <reasons>.

Nah. You want a draw, where the only goals scored are by player X :

1. "acting" to get a disgraceful penalty awarded

2. effing up the penalty by hitting the post, but the ball
then is deflected into the goal by player Y.


So give us the above, where X/Y = Vardy/Fernandes (and vice-versa) .
 
Let's see who Man Utd fans' two minute's hate is for today?
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One day Man Utd fans might not be weird

Today is not that day
 
Fek me, I want the chavs to beat l'arse today, normally I'd prefer someone to crash a thermonuclear device into their stadium. Is anybody producing a vaccine?
 
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For anyone that missed it. Paul Tierney and Michael Oliver, for example.