Either we're due an announcement in the next 48 hours, or suddenly every subsequent update will be behind his Patreon paywall
Kings of the penalties up against each other soon. I hope one day ManU lose to a dodgy penalty decision. If it's against Leicester I hope Vardy stutters his run up, stops, starts and takes about a minute to get to the ball. If it's saved I hope the ref gives him another chance for <reasons>. And in further news, the Christmas spirit is postponed this year. Except the alcoholic variety of course!
Nah. You want a draw, where the only goals scored are by player X : 1. "acting" to get a disgraceful penalty awarded 2. effing up the penalty by hitting the post, but the ball then is deflected into the goal by player Y. So give us the above, where X/Y = Vardy/Fernandes (and vice-versa) .
Cavani with the assist to put Utd 2-1 up. Why isn't he suspended for throttling someone in their last game?
Let's see who Man Utd fans' two minute's hate is for today? One day Man Utd fans might not be weird Today is not that day
Fek me, I want the chavs to beat l'arse today, normally I'd prefer someone to crash a thermonuclear device into their stadium. Is anybody producing a vaccine?
Today was an historic occasion, as for the first time in history the BBC aired a Boxing Day match live And it was Villa vs Palace
Let's be honest, we all know the BBC showed it through gritted teeth as they wanted to cream themselves over their favourites