I just text my chelski mate a video of rod stewart singing BLUE MOON ...he told me to **** off 








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That literally couldn't have gone better for you lot.
Chelsea playing extra-time, looking jaded and leggy, their goalkeeper outright refusing to leave the pitch in extra time and is then partially responsible for City winning the penalty shootout.
All the media will focus on is the player-manager power dynamic at Chelsea yet again rearing its ugly head, but this time, its in plain sight.
Totally humiliating situation all round and it will definitely not improve squad morale now we're heading in to the business end of the season.
Will be shocked if you don't beat them at SB in midweek.

You and your reverse jinx can feck right off![]()
That wasn't what I was trying to do, but now I think about it, I don't even know who I'd want to win that game.
...until next weekThat wasn't what I was trying to do, but now I think about it, I don't even know who I'd want to win that game.
If you win, you obtain a tighter hold on 3rd spot and you're closer to the Scousers and Mancs, but for us, it could potentially be an opportunity to go 6 points clear of Chelsea and maintain a lead over United if we remain 4th. If Chelsea win, it means there could potentially be a 4-point gap between us going into the NLD (assuming we beat Bournemouth, which is not a given). Which would be interesting. An Arsenal win against Bournemouth and a draw in Chelsea-Spurs means we go 5 points clear of Chelsea and 5 points behind you going into the NLD.
I can't fully decide on what result would be best
On a serious note, all things considered, I reckon you should beat them. Their players will be knackered from defending so resolutely for 120 minutes against one of the best sides in Europe. Then the whole Kepa thing hasn't exactly eased the pressure off of Sarri. I can't exactly imagine confidence being sky high. You lot will be fitter, had more rest and Kane will be sharper.
A Chelsea win isn't totally unlikely, but I would have you as slight favourites going into that game. I don't think that's unreasonable for me to say!

Clearly, the chain to the sink is too short.......Tell her to get back in the kitchen and not ask stupid questions![]()

I'd rather he plays tbh......I hope Sarri drops Kepa for Wednesday

RCL in action. ...Chelsea are winning this.

Anyone got a spare corset? Missed the culmination of this as went out to dinner. Just catching up and split my sides laughing....Children, tonight's fairytale is called 'It Was All Just A Misunderstanding'.....
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The young prince was having such fun that he didn't want to do what the horrid ogre wanted and go and sit down with the other rejects, so he ****ed him off good and proper. The ogre didn't like it and he and his little bag man got very upset indeed. The ogre was so cross he wanted to **** off down the tunnel and go home to the foreign land that he came from, but then he remembered h9is predecessor's comments...."Whatever you do, don't leave without the payout", so he came back again.
A few hours later, despite having lost the cup and made themselves and the owner look complete twats, they were the best of friends because Roman, the nasty owner, threatened to have his ex-SAS bodyguards cut the bollocks off the pair of them...so it all ended happily ever after......until next week



If that was us imagine poch he would never play for us again.Anyone got a spare corset? Missed the culmination of this as went out to dinner. Just catching up and split my sides laughing....![]()


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You think his leg don't look to clever,
You think that you should take off Kepa,
You can't substitute for another guy
You're called the boss, I don't know why,
Kepa's in charge, it ain't complicated
Collect your P45 and get compensated,
Yeah........
SUBSTITUTE.....YOU CAN'T DO THAT,
SUBSTITUTE......YOU'RE ****ED YOU TWAT,
SUBSTITUTE.....THEY'VE WORKED YOU OUT,
SUBSTITUTE ....THEY WANT YOU OUT
