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I wonder what she saw in the midget multi-millionaire footballer? Let's face it, if he wasn't a footballer, he'd need Rohypnol.

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To be fair to her, she's also reportedly "dated" Darren Bent, Jermaine Pennant, Micah Richards, Ashley Cole and Freddie Ljungberg.
All you've got to do is play in the Premier League and she'll give you a chance. Can't say fairer than that.
You don't even have to be straight. Allegedly. <whistle>
 
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To be fair to her, she's also reportedly "dated" Darren Bent, Jermaine Pennant, Micah Richards, Ashley Cole and Freddie Ljungberg.
All you've got to do is play in the Premier League and she'll give you a chance. Can't say fairer than that.
You don't even have to be straight. Allegedly. <whistle>

She must be glad that Iain Dowie, Carlos Tevez and Peter Beardsley aren't around though; she must draw the line somewhere.
 
I always thought that Nasri was a grade A ****, this proves it!..

She's absolutely gorgeous, ffs!...

Yeah but she's been with half of the PL, I doubt he gives a **** about her feelings, a pretty bang, she no keeper...he got the money to be a baller...her weakness...her problem.

I'd do the same....but not get caught.


Lol
 
It was just such a shocking moment. Up there with Brexit and Trump's election. A Spurs fan suggesting we should sign Samir Nasri. Now there's a tale to tell the grandkids... <laugh>
I'm sure that if I ever said such a heinous thing ( not that I am admitting to it) it would have been in a witty dry sense of humour manner which went way above your head <whistle>
 
You thought that Vardy shouldn't have been sent off for the offence that he's currently banned for.
You know, the two-footed tackle that was unsuccesfully appealed against.

Nice glass house you've got there.
There are lots of things I don't think people should get sent off for, usually the refs agree with me :emoticon-0100-smile
 
I'm sure that if I ever said such a heinous thing ( not that I am admitting to it) it would have been in a witty dry sense of humour manner which went way above your head <whistle>

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Damning evidence I'm afraid, presented together with my eloquent, well-reasoned response to your "witty" question <laugh>
 
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Carlos Tevez has completed his move to China, joining Shanghai Shenhua.
He will play alongside Demba Ba, Freddy Guarin and Obafemi Martins and be coached by Gus Poyet and Mauricio Taricco.
I'm sure that's why he's gone there. Nothing to do with the £615k pw he's picking up.

Kit looks quite smart, to be fair! <laugh>
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Carlos Tevez has completed his move to China, joining Shanghai Shenhua.
He will play alongside Demba Ba, Freddy Guarin and Obafemi Martins and be coached by Gus Poyet and Mauricio Taricco.
I'm sure that's why he's gone there. Nothing to do with the £615k pw he's picking up.

Kit looks quite smart, to be fair! <laugh>
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The kit's certainly improved since the days where Dorgba and Anelka were topping up their pensions there...

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