"David Alaba once told me: 'My dream is still to play in Barcelona one day'. Then I said to him: 'Do you want to negotiate with the president or with the insolvency administrator? Barca is no longer the role model for us." - Uli Hoeneß.
You can do it on most phones, but I was just nicking it by searching for Scharfes s and copying and pasting it!
Is their any truth in the idea that the olde english 's' often got mixed up with or misread as an 'f', causing multiple changes in pronunciation further down the line? I.e the correct pronunciation of Spurs is actually " @Spurf ".
That is a joke in the Vicar of Dibley. A reading is made with all the S turned into F - until they have to dive in before the reader got to Succour