Broken jaw. Expected to be out for two months. I wish him a speedy recovery, but at the same time, I hope I never see him in an Arsenal shirt again.
If you had a gun with only 1 bullet in it, would you shoot Mustafi and try to beat Xhaka to death with the empty firearm, or vice versa? (I had this conversation with my younger brother over 2 Spurs players , quite a few years ago)
What a question . I'd shoot Xhaka first because of how many mistakes he makes despite being an experienced central midfielder. I think he's made the most errors leading to goals since 2016 than any other player. Which is telling. And he has this really arrogant/cocky aura about him which pisses me off because he doesn't have the ability to match it. Then Mustafi would get absolutely pummelled. At least that way I wouldn't have to put up with him slipping and sliding all over the place. He'd finally be able to stick to a position. In his coffin.
I went with shooting Ruel Fox and then attempting to chase down Ramon Vega and beat him to death. It had the highest chance of 2 deaths. Ruel Fox was utter ****....but he was fast.
Shoot one. Bludgeon the other. Then induce cardiac failure in Ozil by telling him those deaths mean he is in the starting XI for the away leg of the Goons next EL tie.
Millwall have been accused of racist chanting: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47019409 In other news, Liverpool have been accused of talking about the past a lot and West Ham have been accused of being ****.
Citeh have been accused of Money Laundering and Barcalona will play in speedo's to improve their diving.
Notts County's owner has announced that he is leaving Twitter, after accidentally posting a picture of his penis this morning! Big Alan, as he's known, has apologised for his error.
Just seen the penalty awarded to Brentford against Barnet......so bad it looks like it was awarded against us.
