I know they play in the same colours as the spam, but do they really need a 'seasoned international'?
All the pundits said England needed him for the World Cup due to his experience of being the weak link in The Sheikh Mansour Team - but then Southgate realised he'd already called up Sterling...
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/martin-keown-makes-premier-league-13042886 Interesting ...
As I posted above earlier. If you could imagine Joe Lewis sacking Levy and trying to run the club by himself, that's where the goons are going to be. EDIT: My comment relates to the Krankie takeover, not Monkey Keowns' punditry.
Willian is doing a fine impersonation of a spoiled manchild, wailing to anyone who'll listen that he was held hostage by Spurs for eight hours when we fiendishly...had him take his medical prior to a move. Says it all that even Chelsea fans think he's a twat...
Chavs after keeper Arrizabalaga. Feck me - with Azpillicueta in their ranks, the shirt lettering boys will have their work cut out! Mind you - helpful that a keeper is called Kepa
Apparently his second surname is Revuelta, which is a scrambled egg dish in Spain. £71 mill is a lot of money for broken eggs
Apparently the deal is very delicate. The Chavs are having to approach it very soufflé, soufflé......... Sorry!!
All white, all white, that eggnog of that. I'll get the bad joke police on to it, you'll need an advocaat.
All white, all white, that eggnog of that. I'll get the bad joke police on to it, you'll need an advocaat.
Pains me to say it, but the Chavs have got an upgrade on their keeper (for a Kepa ) AND have got Kovacic on loan for the season - that's good business!!
