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John Terry has a clause in his contract allowing him not to play against Chelsea next season...



or Tottenham, Man U, Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Everton, Burnley, Southampton, Huddersfield, Wolves, Cardiff, Fulham, Brighton, Newcastle, Watford, West Ham, Leicester, Bournemouth & Palace! <laugh>

Not even gonna lie I've just basically nicked this and chucked it on the Prem board and I'm gonna take all the credit for it if I get bites <laugh>
 
Not even gonna lie I've just basically nicked this and chucked it on the Prem board and I'm gonna take all the credit for it if I get bites <laugh>

After one of Oscar Wilde's friends said something particularly clever to him, Wilde said....

"I wish I had said that."

In response, his friend replied...

"You will, Oscar; you will."
 
Not even gonna lie I've just basically nicked this and chucked it on the Prem board and I'm gonna take all the credit for it if I get bites <laugh>
You're welcome mate - can't claim copyright myself either - adapted it from aa post on Tottenham Funnies I think <laugh>
 
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Liverpool have signed Fabinho from Monaco for an initial £40million.

Hate to say it but that’s a good signing.
So where does Naby Keita play? You know, the bloke they paid £66m for last summer?

Come to think of it, why is nobody taking the piss out of Norbert for not only paying through the nose for a player they won't have for another season, but somehow paying £66m for a player who had a £48m release clause?