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[Dier Hard]

John Terry has a clause in his contract allowing him not to play against Chelsea next season...



or Tottenham, Man U, Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Everton, Burnley, Southampton, Huddersfield, Wolves, Cardiff, Fulham, Brighton, Newcastle, Watford, West Ham, Leicester, Bournemouth & Palace!

Not even gonna lie I've just basically nicked this and chucked it on the Prem board and I'm gonna take all the credit for it if I get bites

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Not even gonna lie I've just basically nicked this and chucked it on the Prem board and I'm gonna take all the credit for it if I get bites

After one of Oscar Wilde's friends said something particularly clever to him, Wilde said....

"I wish I had said that."

In response, his friend replied...

"You will, Oscar; you will."

 

[Spur of the Moment]

Not even gonna lie I've just basically nicked this and chucked it on the Prem board and I'm gonna take all the credit for it if I get bites

You're welcome mate - can't claim copyright myself either - adapted it from aa post on Tottenham Funnies I think

 

[NSIS]

After one of Oscar Wilde's friends said something particularly clever to him, Wilde said....

"I wish I had said that."

In response, his friend replied...

"You will, Oscar; you will."

George Bernard Shaw as I heard it.

 

[bigsmithy9]

Trump,surely!

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Roman Abramovic has taken Israeli citizenship.........and intends to live there PERMANENTLY.

THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER THAN KARIUS.

 

[Spur of the Moment]

Roman Abramovic has taken Israeli citizenship.........and intends to live there PERMANENTLY.

THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER THAN KARIUS.

Maccabi Tel Aviv should be in for some investment then

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Maccabi Tel Aviv should be in for some investment then

Just imagine the response of the knuckle draggers to having them as a 'sister club'.

Roman, you couldn't take Baddiel with you, could you?

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Roman Abramovic has taken Israeli citizenship.........and intends to live there PERMANENTLY.

THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER THAN KARIUS.

STAND UP IF YOU LOVE HAMAS

 

[The RDBD]

Roman Abramovic has taken Israeli citizenship.........and intends to live there PERMANENTLY.

THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER THAN KARIUS.

Roman :

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[humanbeingincroydon]

Roman :

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All of a sudden Uncle Roman funneling cash into the Israeli team a decade ago makes sense: he was preparing his escape route.

 

[bigsmithy9]

Is Roman a Russian Jew or does he want away from Fulham Broadway now that Fulham will be visiting?

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Is Roman a Russian Jew or does he want away from Fulham Broadway now that Fulham will be visiting?

Seems like a bit of both. He's a Russian Jew and his money's being looked at.
He was asked to provide some financial details in order to get a visa and now he's buggering off.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44190067

 

[bigsmithy9]

I've heard of Russian mafia......makes you think......!

 

[KingHotspur]

Liverpool have signed Fabinho from Monaco for an initial £40million.

Hate to say it but that’s a good signing.

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Liverpool have signed Fabinho from Monaco for an initial £40million.

Hate to say it but that’s a good signing.

Isn't he the player that Chelsea thought they were getting when they bought Bakayoko?

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Liverpool have signed Fabinho from Monaco for an initial £40million.

Hate to say it but that’s a good signing.

So where does Naby Keita play? You know, the bloke they paid £66m for last summer?

Come to think of it, why is nobody taking the piss out of Norbert for not only paying through the nose for a player they won't have for another season, but somehow paying £66m for a player who had a £48m release clause?

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

So where does Naby Keita play?

He's more of a box-to-box player, while Fabinho's a holding midfielder, IIRC.
One to replace Can and the other to replace... Henderson?

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

One to replace Can and the other to replace....Karius

Probably Keita for Karius, or put Milner in goal, maybe?

 

[Spurf]

Not even gonna lie I've just basically nicked this and chucked it on the Prem board and I'm gonna take all the credit for it if I get bites

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