Not even gonna lie I've just basically nicked this and chucked it on the Prem board and I'm gonna take all the credit for it if I get bites
After one of Oscar Wilde's friends said something particularly clever to him, Wilde said.... "I wish I had said that." In response, his friend replied... "You will, Oscar; you will."
You're welcome mate - can't claim copyright myself either - adapted it from aa post on Tottenham Funnies I think
Roman Abramovic has taken Israeli citizenship.........and intends to live there PERMANENTLY. THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER THAN KARIUS.
Just imagine the response of the knuckle draggers to having them as a 'sister club'. Roman, you couldn't take Baddiel with you, could you?
All of a sudden Uncle Roman funneling cash into the Israeli team a decade ago makes sense: he was preparing his escape route.
Seems like a bit of both. He's a Russian Jew and his money's being looked at. He was asked to provide some financial details in order to get a visa and now he's buggering off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44190067
Liverpool have signed Fabinho from Monaco for an initial £40million. Hate to say it but that’s a good signing.
So where does Naby Keita play? You know, the bloke they paid £66m for last summer? Come to think of it, why is nobody taking the piss out of Norbert for not only paying through the nose for a player they won't have for another season, but somehow paying £66m for a player who had a £48m release clause?
He's more of a box-to-box player, while Fabinho's a holding midfielder, IIRC. One to replace Can and the other to replace... Henderson?